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JEFF4PLAY

FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONALIST YOU WILL EVER MEET!!!

About Me


DO NOT CLICK THIS!!!!! Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!! EDUCATED AND ARTICULATE...BACHELORS IN NURSING.WELL DECORATED NAVY VETERAN...A HERO IN SOME EYES.QUICK WIT.I HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANYONE I KNOW...I LIKE COOKING ANYTHING!MY FILET MIGNON WILL MELT IN YOUR MOUTH.A DELICATE HORSERADISH SAUCE ON THE SIDE.PERHAPS A RACK OF LAMB?BUT I LOVE SEAFOOD MOSTLY.I EAT HEALTHY.MY WEAKNESS IS A REDHEAD..I'M PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS.BUT I LOVE ALL WOMEN!!! I LOVE A WOMAN THAT IS CONFIDENT AND FEELS SEXY.A WOMAN THAT TAKES CARE OF HER BODY AND SOUL...I PREFER A WOMAN YOUNGER THAN MYSELF...I AM THE PROVERBIAL "LEG MAN"...A SHORT SKIRT WITH A GREAT SET OF LEGS, MAKES ME MUSH FOR BRAINS...ADD AN ANKLET...FORGIVE ME FOR STARING...I'M YOURS... I DON'T MIND TALKING WITH YOU AT 3 AM IF YOU AWAKEN ME...I LOVE THE FUTURE AND SPEAK WELL OF MY PAST...NO DRY CONVERSATION...I WILL CONSTANTLY SEEK THAT SMILE FROM YOU...I DO THE RIGHT THING...AT LEAST MY INTENTIONS ARE GOOD...I'LL ALWAYS OPEN YOUR DOOR...I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR DAY...MASSAGE YOUR TENSIONS AWAY...AND JUST BE THERE FOR YOU... APPRECIATION WITH VALIDATION IS WHAT WILL KEEP ME AROUND...ALL TOO SIMPLE...MY BAD BOY SIDE IS JUST A GUY THAT'S FUN... I CAN CRY AS WELL. I HAVE MANY REASONS TO, BUT I WOULD PREFER TO LAUGH. AND I DO ALL DAY LONG WITH AN INFECTIOUS SMILE THAT JUST WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH A WOMAN THAT LOVES THIS WONDERFUL WORLD WE LIVE IN AND IS ALIVE IN HER SPIRIT.IS THAT YOU??? I HOPE NOT...I ALREADY HAVE A WOMAN THAT ROCKS MY WORLD...NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED...I VENTURED...ACTUALLY, SHE VENTURED...AND WE BOTH HAD ALOT TO GAIN...TALK SOON... JEFF~
You are 93% Aquarius
How much do you match your zodiac sign?
You Belong in 1967
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In? LOVE THE CATS!!!

My Interests



I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!IT'S GOT A NUTTY FLAVOR!!!

I HAVE A BEER EVERY FALL...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JEFFREY
Birthday: 02/08/1958
Birthplace: BROOKLYN, NY
Current Location: SUMMERVILLE, SC
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLOND
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: GERMAN/NORWEGIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: HIKING BOOTS
Your Weakness: REDHEADS
Your Fears: REDHEADS
Your Perfect Pizza: THIN SEEDED CRUST, BASIL/OREGANO SAUCE, TOO MUCH CHEESE AND MUSHROOMS EVERYWHERE!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: HARLEY RIDE TO QUEBEC CITY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: HOW AM I GONNA PEE WITH MY DICK THIS WAY?
Your Best Physical Feature: BLUE EYES
Your Bedtime: HAH!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: SMELL OF THE KITCHEN WAFTING THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE!
Pepsi or Coke: COKE...BUT DR. PEPPER RULES!
MacDonalds or Burger King: TACO BELL
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LONG ISLAND
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE...BUT ENTICE ME WITH VANILLA BEAN...
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: WHEN ON FIRE
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!
Do you Sing: CONTINUALLY
Do you Shower Daily: SOMETIMES TWICE
Have you Been in Love: AND LOST...
Do you want to go to College: NOT AGAIN!!! UNLESS I JUST AUDIT SOME CLASSES
Do you want to get Married: TRICK QUESTION!!! YEAH...SURE I DO...
Do you belive in yourself: 110%
Do you get Motion Sickness: MAYBE AT 5g
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: I EAT BETTER THAN ANYONE I KNOW
Do you get along with your Parents: EXTREMELY WELL, THOUGH MOM PASSED ON...sigh
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE 'EM!
Do you play an Instrument: AIR GUITAR AND DRUMS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DUMB QUESTION... YEAH!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: NADA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: REALITY IS TOUGH ENOUGH
In the past month have you gone on a Date: LOTS
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A FEW TIMES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOT IN YEARS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: A FEW TIMES
In the past month have you been on Stage: SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YA KNOW... HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT IT'S FUCKIN' COLD???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A HEART OR TWO

Ever been Drunk: ANOTHER TRICK QUESTION...YEAH!!!
Ever been called a Tease: HEHEHEHEHE... WHO IS THIS REALLY???
Ever been Beaten up: A FEW ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE... SHE NEVER SAID SHE WAS MARRIED!!!
Ever Shoplifted: I CAN PAY WITHOUT PROBLEM
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP LIKE MY GRANDFATHER...NOT SCREAMING LIKE HIS PASSENGERS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: LITTLE AGAIN
What country would you most like to Visit: GERMANY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE GREEN AN GRAY
Favourite Hair Color: RED AND BLONDE!!!
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: SEXY
Number of Drugs I have taken: ANOTHER TRICK QUESTION! I LIVED THE 70's
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS...A BUNCH OF SHOULDA WOULDA COULDAS!!!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

REDHEADS AND BLONDES!!! KNOWS SHE'S SEXY INSIDE AND OUT...CONFIDENT IN HER APPEARANCE...LOVES TO SHOW OFF HER LEGS...STOCKINGS,GARTERS AND THONGS...ANKLETS MAKE ME DROOL...PORCELEAN SKIN DRIVES ME CRAZY...GOTH IS WAY KEWL...AND SHE LOVES THE ATTENTION I BESTOW UPON HER... DID I JUST DESCRIBE YOU??? I LIKE 'EM LIKE THIS!!!

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are the Lovers card. The Lovers card is about
union. Each of us carries in our DNA the
ability to be the opposite of what we think we
are. Often our romantic attachments grow out of
awe and respect as we see in another the
characteristics we repress in ourselves.
Society often presses us into molds of what it
thinks masculinity and femininity should be. As
a result, many of us associate with our gender
certain positive characteristics and call
others negative, when if these same qualities
were held by a person of the opposite sex, our
attitude towards them would be reversed.
Getting in touch with our inner animus and
anima, (Jung's terms for our inner male and
female), allows us to see the whole of our
personalities in a positive and constructive
light. When you draw The Lovers card in a
reading, you are working with balancing these
forces. Depending on where the card is, you
have either achieved balance or need to. The
Lovers could indicate a romantic or even a
platonic relationship. Ask yourself is this is
a positive relationship that contributes to
your growth as a complete human being, or if it
fills an emotional craving within you that is
actually detrimental to your personal growth.

You Are 22 Years Old
22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Your ..1 Match: ENFP


The InspirerYou love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your ..2 Match: ESFP


The PerformerYou are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.

Your ..3 Match: ENFJ


The GiverYou strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

Your ..4 Match: ENTP


The VisionaryYou are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

Your ..5 Match: ESFJ


The CaregiverYou are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project.You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. What's Your Personality Type?

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?

Music:

KARAOKE' OR LISTENING TO THIS!!!

Movies:

I USUALLY SEE THE ONES THAT WERE PROBABLY FILMED AT BLOCKBUSTER...

Television:

JUST ANOTHER THING TO DUST...NO WAIT!!! I LOVE COOKING SHOWS!!!

Books:

NON FICTION BABY!!!HISTORICAL AND...ahem...COOKBOOKS!!!

Heroes:

ROAST BEEF AND MEATBALL!!!

AND MOM...R.I.P. ..

My Blog

INSTALLING LOVE...

INSTALLING LOVETech Support: Yes, Ma'am.... how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?Tech Support: Yes. I can hel...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

ENJOY YOUR LIFE...

enjoy your life...A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old University lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.Of...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

WHAT WILL MATTER?

.. by Michael Josephson Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotte...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

RESIGNATION AS AN ADULT!!!

..> ..> ..> ..> Resignation! I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go ...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

I BELIEVE...

I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgiv...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

DON'T GROW OLD...

Don't Grow Old===============Many people are afraid of growing old.I'm afraid of growing old and boring.Many people are afraid of growing old, alone.I'm afraid of growing old, insane.Many people are a...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

AS WE GROW UP...

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best fri...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:50:00 PST

THE STORY OF LIFE!

THE STORY OF LIFE! Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you w...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:50:00 PST

WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS...

WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about.If you keep saying you can't stand your job, yo...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

THE RULES FOR BEING HUMAN...

The Rules for being Human When you were born, you didn't come with an owner's manual; these guidelines make life work better.1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only ...
Posted by JEFF4PLAY on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:04:00 PST