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About Me

I LIKE TO GO ROCK CLIMBING, PAINTBALL, I DRINK HEAVILY, BIKE RIDING, HIKING, SHOPPING AT BEST BUY, AND GOLFING. I WENT TO FLAGSTAFF WITH MY FRIEND AND ATE MUSHROOMS AND TRIPPED OUT WATCHING A LED ZEPPLIN VIDEO. MY BRAIN WAS PUSHING UP AGAINST MY SKULL. I COULDNT SIT STILL. ONE OF THE MOST INTENSIVE TRIPS ON MUSHROOMS.

My Interests

DRINKING BEER REALLY FAST, AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET WILL FARRELL, JEFF CORWIN, BRUCE LEE, DAVID HASSELHOFF, JENNA JAMESON, RON JEREMY, E.T., BILL O'REILEY, AND MARTHA STEWART. I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE MET CHRIS FARLEY.

Music:

RADIOHEAD, RAGE, DREAMTHEATRE, DARKEST HOUR, FARSIDE, SUPRIMUS, PROMPT, FREE WEIGHT PIG, TOOL, NINE INCH NAILS, ITS A WIDE VARIETY.

Movies:

BUTT BANDITS VOL 46, VANILLA SKY, CLUELESS, SPACEBALLS, THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE, HUCKABEES, CUM SHOTS VOL 8, SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, CITY OF ANGELS, ANY MOVIE WITH MEG RYAN, THE ITALIAN STALION, GAYNESS, CROSSROADS, AND HELLRAISER.

Television:

TELETUBBIES, BOOBAHS, QUEER AS FOLK, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, OPRAH, MARTHA STEWART LIVING, SEX IN THE CITY, AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL, AND CSI.

Books:

HUSTLER, PLAYBOY, BARELY LEGAL, JUGS, TWISTED, REAR ENDS, AND THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK.

Heroes:

JEFF TOKAR AND THE EMTEASERS.