Enter the KOU(Kingdom of Ugly)THE KINGDOM OF UGLY(brought to you by The Conqueror of Ugly)For those who think they know, but have no fuckin clue: I will be explaining in minor detail what it is to be part of The Kingdom or what has be coined K.O.U.THE KINGDOM OF UGLY, founded on a continous and still on going joke/realization. KOU is the results of 2 friends convinced one was more ugly than the other. You may ask yourself. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO WIN THAT ARGUEMENT? 1st Go fuck yaself and when you come back, shut the fuck up while you shuttin the fuck up and when you do that or finish that part. SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU GO FUCK YA SELF. (stop askin question and listen) Two friends one-uping each other in title to the thrown (keep that word in mind) of ugliness. In a process from "I am uglier than you" to "I am ugly because" that probely let to "I am the _____ of ugliness" lead to,"Well I am the KING OF UGLY.........(other guy)SHIT!! well I AM THE PRINCE OF UGLY". In doing so inadvertantly starting up a phenomenon that wont stop.The Kingdom of ugly took the fuck off from there. Cars being tagged with phrases like, Hail to the king and Hail to the Prince. Shirts being branded with catchy phrases like "BLACK AND UGLY AS EVER". The world did not know what hit it. Outsiders looked and ask the same question you are probely thinking. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UGLY? To tell you the truth?.... You should probely be shuttin the fuck up but since you dont listen very well or just bad at remembering things? Again I tell beg of you, SHUT THE FUCK UP or somebody will fuck ya wife last night.......last week......today........last night. After the addition of members to KOU. We got tired of bitches (not females in particular) asking why do you say you are ugly, when it is probely obvious to them; ugly was broke down to U.G.L.Y. (Unexpectedly Good Looking Youth) WAAAACK!!!! I know say some shit and thats yo ass (if you are male NO HOMO) That did not not stay or last. We were just sticking with being ugly.After emerging ourselves and infusing KOU into ourselves, it was time to turn it loose on the world full force. Where better to start than the clubs and college. (hee hee alright the word CAMPUS looks like CAM PUSSES allllllriiight) On school grounds your Members "THE SULTAN OF UGLY", "THE PRINCE OF UGLY", THE LORD OF UGLY" and "THE KING OF UGLY" started a defining KOU moment. Lets say Prince Ugly is walking into the student center while King Ugly and Sultan Ugly were already there. As the Prince approached, lookin like he innocent. You would hear. "LOOK AT "G" COMIN OVER HE ACTIN LIKE. HE DONT BE EATIN THAT PUSSY BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" That shit is funny plus it got too many heads turnin to see what that was about. That carried on to malls, clubs, homes, and parites. In the club we were and still are them dudes you see come in the club and head straight to the dance floor. 1st on the dance floor last off the dance floor. THATS JUST HOW WE ROLL. On the dance floor we are sick, way more then than now. We still get down when we are all there. A song for every dance and member for every type of style and girl. Most Notable:THE LORD OF UGLYPRINCE UGLYJESTER OF UGLY bka CLOWN PRINCE OF UGLYCZAR OF UGLY bka SMURF (dont ask just shut up)Not only could ya boi'z dance, we were funny as hell when we first start. We made up dances people wanted to learn. Dances you could join in on, dances you could not touch. We took dances you knew and the world knew and we show you how to do it son. We gave girls the business, never being broke on the floor by any female. We fucked niggaz groove up just by being on the floor. WE OWN that shit and cant no one cat get it back. You cant touch our dancehall style. We nasty wit it. Ask someone what the mor feel lik...? Becha don kno!!!KOU synotomous with the clubs in fayetteville, we were the niggas to party with, drink with and still are. You may run into a group of guys with a Title but they not like us. We are the niggaz you want to wild out with. We are the ones that make any group situation past the par of fun. The Kingdom of Ugly, we are so because you dont expected it. Dont believe me? BITCH ASK ABOUT US!!!Memebers List:*************************************************The King of Ugly The Prince of UglyThe Sultan of Ugly The Emporer of UglyThe Czar of Ugly The General of UglyThe Conquorer of Ugly The Clown Prince of UglyThe Ambassador of Ugly The Wizard of UglyThe Sacrafice of Ugly The Town Whore of UglyThe Peasent of Ugly THe Samurai of UglyThe Lord of Ugly The 1st Knight of UglyThe Tyrant of UglySide note 1: I probely left some otha good shit out if you know it post it, if not fuck youuuuuuuuuu.Side note 2: No girls yeeeeea I know. For 1 not many girls wanna say they ugly, 2 Yall dont have the heart to rep it right.The King of Ugly:"Don't shit go down til one of the KoU boyz are n the house.. K_O_U Where being Ugly is a Good Thang..... What the Mor feel like"
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Welcome to the Skool of KOUHello class, Today you will have the opportunity to learn about and possibly be like one of your favorite K.O.U members. There will be 6 members to choose from so that means there will be 6 classes. The class will include the instructors name, course #, and a brief description. We hope you enjoy the road to UGLIEST. Lets begin!!!!Class 1Prince Ugly/210- Here you will learn to be the UGLIEST person alive, while popping, locking, hill toeing, boogalooing, B.H. (retard) crumping, and mastering the art of EATING(xxxxx)(lol), and the art of true UGLINESS like ever before!!!!!Class 2Conqueror Ugly/211- Here you will have to learn the way of the kitchen. Learn to roast, simmer, shake, bake, fry, deep fry, butter fry, flame broil, burn a house down, EAT (XXXX) and DRINK like no else on the planet.Class 3Clown Prince Ugly/212- Learn the way of the loose ankles. Roll them and don't miss a beat (if your even on beat). Learn to dance wild as hell and demonstrate some unexplainable dance behavior the world has never seen. Master the new skill of crumping the Iraq style (damn Ben Ladin)Class 4King Ugly/240- "Wha da Mor Fel lik" lol Learn the true power of the "Hey Cutie", technique, learn to watch everyone look at the baddest chick in the club, dance and then STEAL her away to make niggas mad. Damn rastaz!!!! lolClass 5Lord Ugly/384- The art of smacking ass without getting smacked back, pulling women with just looking and no speaking, starting the parties, and getting all the attention is what you will learn in this class. You will also learn to freak, bump, grind, hump, split, grap, fondle, smack it, flip it, rub it down (ooo nooo), giving them what they want.Class 6Sultan Ugly/410- Learn the style of the stripper man. The stripper's guide of being a MAN!!! Here you will learn to get all eyes on you by loosing your clothes 10 minutes after you get in the DAMN club!!! You will learn to have them bus on themselves and have them waiting to FUCK!!! But if they think their going to be the only one.....THEIR FUCKING WRONG!!!*them damn K.O.U members, what can i say about* FUCK them lol....no seriously ladies FUCK THEM!!! LOL
