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About Me

I am 21, I am down to earth and love to enjoy myself as often as possible. I have responsibilities such as two jobs and a flat ot run, so the oppotunity to go out and have a laugh is one that is relished. The poeple I love are the people I keep in my life, my best friend Clare, my partner Richard and my mum and sisters. These are the people who make me happy all the time, and that's it really. Told you it's not that interesting!!!div style="position:absolute;..;left:0px;top:0px;width:150px;hei ght:26px;"
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KAYLEIGH REEVES
Kis forKeen
Ais forAlluring
Yis forYummy
Lis forLively
Eis forEarthy
Iis forIntelligent
Gis forGeeky
His forHelpful
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Ris forResponsible
Eis forElitist
Eis forExplosive
Vis forVirginal
Eis forEnergetic
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Tight Cherry What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are 48% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality Test
You Have Low Self Esteem 52% of the Time
While you sometimes feel good about yourself, you tend to struggle a little with self esteem issues.
It's not about changing who you are, it's about accepting your faults. You just need to be less critical and demanding of yourself! How is Your Self Esteem?
You Are Sunshine
Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned
You are best known for: your warmth
Your dominant state: connecting What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Boobies' Names Are...
The Bazoombas Boobie Name Generator Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 80% Superman 70% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 60% Spider-Man 55% Batman 55% Robin 52% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Hulk 45% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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Just Because..

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Story behind your myspace song I like it!
What month were you born in Spetember
Where do you live In a flat in Burton

...Describe Your...

Wallet Black with a me to you bear on it
Dream car audi A4
Toothbrush green, the clicky one
Jewellery worn daily Silver necklace I got for my 21st
Pillow Case Beige will blue circles on it
Eyes Blue/grey
Room Small and tidy
Love life almost none existent
Cologne/Perfume fruity
Cd in stereo Lilly Allen
Piercings ears and belly button
Wearing grey troosers and black jumper
Wanting food, sleep and TLC
What does your headline mean that I am a piss artist, and everybody knows it
Last thing you ate Hula hoops
Something you are afraid of Being hurt...AGAIN!
Do you like candles yes
Do you like the taste of blood ewww, no!
Do you believe in love not right now
Do you believe in soul mates no, what a crock!
Do you like seafood yes
Do you remember your dreams some of them
Do you consider yourself a study freak lol, no
What's your favorite thing to do in the place where you live eat and sleep
Do you like tattoos yes
Do you burn easily in the sun yes
Do you speak another language other than English no
What's something you wish you could understand better men, talk about foreign!!!
Are you shy around a crush yes
What book would you recommend to anyone The Funhouse, by Dean R Koontz
Last show you watched an entire episode of friends
Last movie you watched at home Bridget Jonses Diary
Got any plans for the weekend Work
Who do you miss My sister and my uncle
Last incoming call on your cell phone from the bank...never a good sign!
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer a song
What's your favorite restaurant Clay Oven
Last time you swam in a pool YEEEEARS AGO!
What was the last thing you bought food
A secret about you I don't think I have one!
Ever made a prank phone call yes
Where did Waldo go to the moon!
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem hahahaha...no!
What did your last text message say that my friend was no longer poorly and back at work yey!
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! no
Have you ever written poetry only by force
How many people have you kissed ahhh, that could be my secret couldn't it, but seriously, I don't know!
Have you ever won a trophy no!
Are you a good cook yes, I like to think so
Do you know how to pump your own gas no
Think fast, who do you hate right now all the ppl I owe money to
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital I never have
What do you think about most food and sex
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My Interests

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?you are 80% sexy!!! well, i gotta admit that you are pretty sexy... folks, watch out!!! most of the eyes around you are guaranteed victims of a second look, because you are extremely attractive and charming, if not perfect....

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How to make a
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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Movies:

Peter Kay one liners: -When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale He sold the engine? -I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. -I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. -I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. -well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. -My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade. -Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." -If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? -You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. -Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. -I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. -right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. -I'd kill for a Nobel Peace PrizePeter Kay's Universal Truths 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 10) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 13) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 16) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong. 21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 23) You never ever run out of salt. 24) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 28) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 29) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 33) Bricks are horrible to carry. 34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. 35) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Television:

David Brent's office Wisdom1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.3. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.4. Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.5. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.6. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.7. Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think.8. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!9. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.10. It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.11. What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.12. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"13. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.14. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.15. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.16. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.17. You don't have to be mad to work here! In fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.18. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.19. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.20. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.21. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.22. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.23. There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.24. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.25. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.26. Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.27. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.28. Remember the 3 golden rules: 1. It was like that when I got here. 2. I didn't do it. 3. (To your Boss) I like your style.29. The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my footsoldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!30. Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.31. Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.32. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone elses?33. Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....34. You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!!35. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.36. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

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What's my landlords excuse then?

Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack....
Posted by Kayleigh on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

For those who think they know everything.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually tha...
Posted by Kayleigh on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

Fairy tales

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Posted by Kayleigh on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

Chavs

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff who wins?> A. Society.> Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?> A. Bus shelter.> Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?> A. Granny.> Q. What do you ...
Posted by Kayleigh on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

Survey

About MeName:Kayleigh ReevesDate of Birth:11/09/1985Birthplace:Burton Queens HospitalCurrent Location:Burton on Trent (the ghetto)Heritage:Scottish!!!!Ethnicity:White BritishHeight:5ft 2" (i think)Hai...
Posted by Kayleigh on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

Hurrah

Christmas is over!!! Glad of it too! I love the build up to christmas, but the actual day is pants. New year was great but only after I had finished work, so there we go, that is the...
Posted by Kayleigh on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

Getting glammed up and sparkly (only to get stupidly drunk)

It's my christmas party tomorrow, so I am having the whole day off work, mainly so I can start drinking early in the day, and have many drunken stories to tell on Monday Morning. Party on!!!!!...
Posted by Kayleigh on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

The best philosphy of life, by a simple man

A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one."- Homer 2. "Ahhhhhhhh!!! Natural light!!! Get it off me!!!"- Barney 3. "Oh, Lisa, you a...
Posted by Kayleigh on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST