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Eli

Overachieving Underachiever

About Me

I'm probably one of the nicest people u'll ever meet. It's good and bad but hell that's me. My page was kinda forced on me so i feel ogligated to update my shit on here. I'm really easygoing, down for just about ne thing and try to live for the moment! We're here for a good time...not a long time...So P.Y.O.B!!!!

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My Interests

Cars, and consequently working on cars, playn guitars, crotchrockets, anything soccer, smokin da hookah, shooting small furry animals.

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks

Music:

Offspring, the Used, Thursday,trance, and just about everything else except country.

Movies:

Sin City, Little Nicky, The Hot Chick, Gone in 60 sec. to name a few. Can't get enought comedies and horror Brokeback mountain of course!

Television:

Im poor and dont have cable.

Books:

I have some.....

Heroes:

My best friend Brandon.

My Blog

spring break

Wow, don't you just hate it when that happens. hahahahh ...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

orig poem

I put all to mind   and all in its place to live in my head    is a sad lonely place the darkest recesses   lie hope and dispair I dream of one day   a flu...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

The ballad of Moses Kane

The boys had all agreed now, on what they had to do no one is afraid now this warning goes out to you They all walked up the hill with liquor on thier breath had no idea that in the air was the linger...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

dreams in my head

So one night i had an awesome dream that I felt so good that I was gonna get drunk in the morning and not do shit all day. So of course in dreamland this feat was accomplished quite quickly and the ef...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

sports good

ya know... I was thinkin the other day what a great sport ice skating is. The artistic interpretation, the skill, the grace....the crotch shots. Ok hear me out. What other sport condones this move?? N...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST