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Let our joyous cries ring throughout the dale, echoing against the mighty bastions of stone, and sha

About Me

big balls are coming for your face

My Interests


Going to shows. Playing guitar, and singing. I'm looking to join a band, so if you need a singer or guitarist, I'm here. I also play bass, but I'm not that good at it. Uhh... coming online? Lots of stuff.

These amazing men. ♥

I'd like to meet:


Alexi Laiho, Janne Warman, Henkka Blacksmith, Jaska Raatikainen, Roope Latvala. Varg Vikernes. Umm... basically, anyone interesting. Asians and Mexicans, because they're funny.
Maybe even you, if you don't suck.
Uhh... if you want, add me.
msn = [email protected]
aim = Cin is teh shiz (Barely ever on here)
yahoo = x_herearetheyoungmoderns (I use this for gay webcams)

Jani Liimatainen, because he gets held by Asians.

Alexi Laiho, because he's just cool like that.

Music:

Good shit

Movies:



SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

Television:


I hate television.
Well, okay, unless it's like, South Park. Then I love it.

Books:


I don't read a lot.

Heroes:


SAMFAT
She is one silly Jew, who likes to make retarded noises, and I happen to love her a lot. I miss yooou.
MICHELLO.
I fucking love herrr. She's the coolest n00b out there, and we make the greatest videos on Earth.
KALEY
Weee have been through basically everything. Haha. I love her. We have been pwning n00bs since grade 2.
COLIN. ♥
There's waaay too many things to write about him, lmao. But as you can see from this picture, he likes to poke himself in the eye. I love him. :]
SCOTTFAG
He is one silly faggot n00b. :D We enjoy talking about grotesque matters... CADAVER DAVE! I love you, kid.
DANIEL
He is my Bodom buddy. He doesn't know what a n00b is, but that's okay, I love him anyway.
JAMES
He is my sex muffin. He's also a stupid nigger who doesn't know that he's black, and I love him.
KYLE
He looks happy in this picture. He plays drums, and one day we will be nigs, because I love him.
MOLLY
Molly and I go way back, y0. One day, our fat French pirate babies who dress up as Vikings will rule the world with their Asian penises. I love her.
ANIKA
She is my little lesbian friend. I love her forever and ever, even though I've only met her a few times.
CANDICE
Fucking my ass off. She goes to my school this year and I eat her sandwiches because I love her.
RATARD
This one time... at band camp... well, it wasn't just one time, but I fucked Rachel up the ass. I love her and her geetar skills.
JODIE
Jodie's my homie. We chillax in Family Studies and draw pictures with crayons. HELLZ YEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HER.
DANIELLE
Roflcopter. When I talk to her, I certainly have to call for HULP!!11 from j00rmeny. I love her.

My Blog

I made another profile.

Alright, uh, people keep adding me on this one, and it's getting confusing having two profiles, because I'm not too intelligent.If you talk to me, if I know you in person, or even if I've never even t...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

Dumbest thing we have ever done? Quite possibly.

Michelle got kicked out of her house, so she came here, and we were like, "Let's put corpse paint on and act like faggots."The result was me looking somewhat like a guy, and Michelle looking the the c...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

Pictures from Michelle's house? Yes.

I got bored and did this.Laugh at emo kids... sideways.Jay is emo. Don't lie. (H) Fuck you, Zack. (Notice the Korn thing in the back? This isn't my room, it's Michelle's, and Korn is gay. Lol.)...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

Why does this always end up happening?...

It's nothing new.My life starts getting better, I'm happier than I usually am, and I think things are finally going my way.And, same as last time, I was wrong by thinking that.Usually, I'm in a bad m...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

Most hilarious/repetitive song... ever.

Nargaroth - Black Metal Ist KriegBlack Metal ist Krieg!Black Metal ist Krieg!Black fucking Metal ist Krieg!Black...Black Metal ist Krieg!Black fucking Metal ist Krieg!Black Metal ist Krieg!Black...Bla...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

HAHAHA, VOICE COMMENTS. sw33t

" />Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

This one time... at band camp...

Yeah, so, I completely miss camp.YOU! IN THE ICED EARTH SWEATER! = Getting in shit for being in the guy's cabin was wicked-o 5000, and I'm sure Ratard would agree."Yeah, the tight pants totally gave i...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

O BLAARGAG?

Yeah, so uh...Scott is a retard with an awesome shirt.Natasha is a SMALL SKINNY kid.Jake wasn't aware a picture was being taken.Michelle is OMFG TEH HxC?/// LOZLOZLZCinema ist krieg, OMG H4XThe pictur...
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

I love Kaley a lot for this.

You stupid cunt.
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

I survived a week at Birchmount without getting shot.

Go me. Be proud, quite rly.
Posted by I MADE A NEW PROFILE. on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:59:00 PST