Kill Ki-Something (KKK), also 'Anti-Ki-Something Association of the World'
We don't like ki-something. All goons are bad and Ki-Something is the leader of it, she is a cyborg goondroid from the year 2004 and she goes on other people's myspace accounts and leaves comments blaming other people who don't go on myspace saying that they did everything and then she eats them until they turn into a deformed orange and so she can laugh at them.
Everyone in the world
Eating people who aren't apart of the Anti-Ki-Something-Assoication.
Charity work that we provide is too high tech to explain. Also making goons dissapear.