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About Me

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Hmmmmm. I've run out of ideas. Eeeek. To HELL with pop culture. It is all trash.

Here is a picture of my best buddies (I think taken in 2002) at my house well before the 2008 stock market crash. They all had bad migraines so none would smile properly. We hadn't fallen out yet either. I fed them chilies for their supper. I was a millionaire back then. We all had our whole lives ahead of us lying on the beach and stuff. It was great. I operated the camera. Ah memories. I had a fling with the one back row third from left. Her name was Judith. She drove a dumptruck.

RIP Halifax Bank of Scotland!

MISERY. MISERY. MISERY.

Yeah, they lost again.

The house always wins in the end.

My Interests

I have been eating a lot lately. Mostly, junk food. Anything fatty, mainly donughts. Sitting around with an old Xbox playing Splinter Cell stuffing my face with chips. Don't read much anymore - except football biographies. Giving the music ones a break for a while. Looking forward to watching the Olympics on telly too. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz

I'd like to meet:

Friendly people.

Music:

Alternative rock, blues and some folk. E.g. Frank Black, Queens of the Stone, Guns N Roses, John Lee Hooker, Skip James and Bill Monroe. Listen to a lot of acoustic stuff.

Movies:

I dunno much about films. I liked Batman. I mean Fargo.

Television:

Reality shows. Big Brother. And real life sporting events.

Books:

I have tons of books. I like reading. I used to read a lot of horror fiction and a bit of scifi but now it's mainly self help books! How depressing! ------- I GAVE THOSE UP!!!! Doesn't work that's why...

Heroes:

BRIAN CLOUGH. MARK E SMITH. ALFRED THE GREAT. JIM MORRISON. JESUS CHRIST. THE BUDDHA.

My Blog

Explicit Doors lyrics, plus my Fake Geek of the Week Award goes to Matt Damon!

Right, my last blog was a public calling for more people to be Doors fans. After writing it, I lay in my bed and started reading my Jim Morrison poetry book and this poem really smacked me...
Posted by Ed on Fri, 09 May 2008 05:47:00 PST

The Doors were a great band. Shame we dont love them enough.

WHY HAS THE SUN COME OUT NOW? It is only early May and yet I can feel my skin reddening under the pressure from the single eye of the Egyptian sky God. ...
Posted by Ed on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:58:00 PST

Scarlett Johansson mockingly indulging a geek.

Earlier I watched the video for Scarlett Johansson's new single. It got me all mad and I started fulminating and raging against geek chic which I find offensive and derogatory to all...
Posted by Ed on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

Dangers of meditation before sleep.

I rarely offer any practical advice in my blogs normally it is just pictures of Scarlett Johansson looking happy followed by words of desperate admiration. Look at her there, isn't she just a...
Posted by Ed on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:36:00 PST

Yo the funky fresh blog.

Funny, how you get out of the habit of blogging. Once you start you can't stop, its great and then you run out of ideas and you start sweating at the mere thought of a line! &nb...
Posted by Ed on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST

Why English Literature should not be taught in schools.

I love my profile song. Finally someone put it up there on myspace I have been searching for it for ages. That is my favourite song from the 80s (beside maybe Jan...
Posted by Ed on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:03:00 PST

Get well soon Eva Mendes and my theories on Britney.

OH MY GOD, EVA MENDES THE "SECOND" WOMAN I LOVE HAS GONE TO REHAB! EVAAAAAAAAAAA! You are too beautiful. You should be protected against the ho...
Posted by Ed on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

PICTURE OF ALIEN FOUND ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!

Ok this is an emergency blog! AN ALIEN HAS BEEN DISCOVERED ON MARS. And it looks like a Gorilla. Here are the pics. Could it...
Posted by Ed on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

Arent the adverts on the top of my page good!

I just looked at my own front page in a fit of vanity and I was immediately stuck by the wonderful "myspace" adverts at the top. They're pretty good as far as adverts go. ...
Posted by Ed on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:13:00 PST

Bones of giant rodent discovered and yet I feel quite apathetic.

I have gone off writing blogs. The novelty has passed. The only thing that excites me now is prehistoric history, thinking about the creatures that came before the ...
Posted by Ed on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:27:00 PST