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MaryJane

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, cause I speak of the pompitous of love. People talk about me, baby. Say Im doin you wrong, doin you wrong. Well, dont you worry baby, dont worry. Cause Im right here, right here, right here, right here at home Cause Im a picker. Im a grinner. Im a lover. And Im a sinner. I play my music in the sun. Im a joker. Im a smoker. Im a midnight toker. I sure dont want to hurt no one. You're the cutest thing That I ever did see. I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree. Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time. Ooo-eee baby, Ill sure show you a good time. Cause Im a picker. Im a grinner. Im a lover. And Im a sinner. I play my music in the sun. Im a joker. Im a smoker. Im a midnight toker. I get my lovin on the run. People keep talking about me baby. They say Im doin you wrong. Well dont you worry, dont worry, no dont worry mama, cause Im right here at home Youre the cutest thing I ever did see.Really love your peaches want to shake your tree. Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time. Come on baby and Ill show you a good time

My Interests

My name is MJ..id tell you what it stands for..but id have to kill u. Anygay interests..music will always be a number one in my book,i honestly dont know what i would do without it, but movies are way up there too. My three favorite things to do in ascending order are 3.Showers(you can never go wrong with one) 2.Sleep(god damn that shit can feel good)and 1. Sex(come on now!)...Love the ganja...not gonna lie about it..and i cant live without MJRdip it 200foreverthe reason for the pulsating vagmy mom (i love you) deeeeennis the peeeenismy shmegmaIM ME: NXDXOFCOURSE

I'd like to meet:

Seth Freaking Rogeni love jordann

Music:

No Doubt(old school nodoubter, back in the day bitches) ,Radiohead, Between the Buried and Me, Sonic Youth, Bjork, Hella, Lou Reed, Blind Melon, Tenacious D, Michael Franti and Spearhead, The Adicts, Rage Against The Machine, Massive Attack, Pulp, DJ Shadow, Peaches, Rufus Wainwright, Peter Bjorn and John, TV on the Radio, Johnny Cash, Bright Eyes, Cornelius, Infected Mushroom, Placebo, Pete Rock , Reel Big Fish, Beirut, The Who, Weezer, Commander Venus, Youth Brigade, Antiflag, Electric Six, Louis XIV, White Town, Persephone's Bees, Outkast, The Pixies, The Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson, The Strokes, Edith Pilaf, Joanna Newsom, Robert Goulet : ), Bad Relegion, Social Distortion, Erasarate, The Fiery Furnaces, Aesop Rock, The Decemberists, Legendary Pink Dots, Sage Francis, Desaparacidos, Dressy Bessy, The Hairbrain Scheme, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, The Bangs, Pennywise, The White Stripes, Steel Pulse, Barrington Levy, Sean Paul, Fiona Apple, Mastadon, Le Tigre, The Ravonettes, Portishead, Bloc Party, Gravy Train, Pavement, Elliot Smith, Skankin Pickle, Low Pressure, Sleater Kinney, Queen, The Darkness, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Doves, Eisley, Bikini Kill, Green Day, Garbage, Dance Hall Crashers, Cannibal Corpse, Mates of State, Franz Ferdinand, Big Tymers, Dogs Sleep in Cars, The Kills, Soulfly, The Postal Service, Pink Floyd, Modest Mouse, Phish, The Roots, Quasi, Ratatat, Dave Matthews Band, Glassjaw, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Sublime, Iron and Wine, Nick Drake and The Bad Seeds, Jem, The Doors, The Velvet Underground, Apples in Stereo, The Arcade Fire, The Dandy Warhols, Joy Division, Morrissey, Blur, The Faint, The Cure, Blonde Redhead, Save Ferris, The Futureheads, Gossip, Goldfinger, Suicidal Tendencies, SuperTramp, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Frou Frou, The Skatalites, The Pharmecuetical Bandits, TSTG, Eminem, Dead Poetics, Sum 41, The New York Dolls, Marcys Playground, Simon and Garfunkel, The Living End, The Misfits, The Beatles, FeFe Dobson, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Pietasters, Oasis, Pinback, Mustard Plug, A Perfect Circle, 311, The Blood Brothers, New Order, Choking Victim, Circle Jerks, The Clash, The Eagles, The Suicide Machines, Leftover Crack, The Darkest Hour, Children of Bodom, Sikth, Animosity : ), Rancid, Less Than Jake, Dynamite Hack, Cake, The Cranberries,The Gorillaz, Mastadon, At the Gates, The Transplants, The Slackers, Rilo Kiley, The Specials, Madness, Slow Gherkin, The Madcaddies, The Aquabats, Operation Ivy, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Catch 22, Long Beach Dub All Stars, 311, NOFX, Strung Out, Gwar, Sleater Kinney, David Bowie, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Soundgarden, Broken Social Scene, Yann Tiersen, Mc5, Lagwagon, Rancid, Dead Kennedys,Nirvana, Spoon, Tiger Army, HorrorPops, Crass, Buzzcocks, Exploited, The Cramps, Minor Threat, The Vandals, Tegan and Sara, Tilly and the Wall, TSOL, Pearl Jam, The Smiths, Nine Inch Nails, Clinic, Minus the Bear, Scissor Sisters, R.E.M., Morrissey, The Roots, Wilco, The Killers, Ween, Keane, My Chemical Romance, Everclear, Johnny Cash, Live, N.E.R.D., The Darkness, The Polyphonic Spree, Daft Punk, Elton John, Fear, The Streets, and The Steve Miller Band.

Movies:

all time favorites...hmmm....Mallrats, How High, Hot Fuzz, Empire Records, Half Baked, High Fidelity, Hair, BongWater, All Monty Phythons, 40 Year Old Virgin, Idiocracy, Iron Giant, You, Me, and Everything We Know, Walk The Line, BackBeat, Rounders, Revenge of the Nerds, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Clerks, Big Lebowski, Goonies, Indiana Jones, Sin City, School of Rock, Adaptation, Back to the Future, Old School, American Beauty, Saved!, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Movie, Spiderman, E.T., Monsters Inc, Incredibles, Rush Hour, American Grafitti, Steal This Movie, American Movie, Spiderman, Saved!, Borat, Minority Report, Shrek, 8 Mile, The Warriors, American Pie, Matrix, Layer Cake, Joes Apartment, Snakes on a Plane, American Splendor, Bowfinger, Odd Couple, Lion King, Mean Girls, The Producers, Rear Window, Child's Play, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Father of the Bride, Harry Potter, Gremlins, Lord of the Rings, Jaws, Meet the Parents, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Run Ronnie Run, Uncle Buck, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Suburbia, Strictly Ballroom, Physco Beach Party, Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, Heavyweights, Say Anything, All Kevin Smith films, all David Lynch films, all Quentin Tarantino films, all Jon Favreau films(Swingers the best), Grind, all Broken Lizard films (Super Troopers, Club Dread, BeerFest), Requiem for a Dream, Die Mommie Die, The Usual Suspects, Seven, The Mask, The Wiz, Weird Science, Austin Powers(all of em), Sideways, BottleRocket, Addams Family(2nd one), Chicken Run, Barbershop(1), Dont be a Menace, THE WOOD!, Zoolander, 200 Cigarettes, Secretary, Soapdish, All John Water's films, Pink Floyd's The Wall,But I'm A Cheerleader, Tommy, A League of Their Own, Happy Gilmore, Ron Burgandy Legendary Anchorman, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Finding Nemo, Old School, Dazed and Confused, The Craft, Edward Scissorhands, all Tim Burton Films, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Ghost World, all the John Hughes fims, Animal House, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Little Giants, The Sandlot, Spun, Requiem for a Dream, A Christmas Story, Kids, Bully, Hook, The Dreamers, Thirteen, Alice in Wonderland, Wonderland, Elephant, Starship Troopers, Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Forrest Gump, Green Mile, 21 Grams, Gladiator, 28 Days Later, 12 Monkeys, Stand By Me, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Raising Arizone, Feeling Minnesota, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, L.I.E., Jawbreaker, That Thing You do, American Werewolf in Paris, Fast Times and Ridgemont High, Lost In Translation, Teen Wolf, Virgin Suicides, American History X, The Believer, Fame, The Emperors New Groove, Tank Girl, Pennies From Heaven, Spice World, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Bubba Hotep, Fat Albert, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Partymonster, Igby Goes Down, Silence of The Lambs, All Jim Carrey films(the majestic sucked balls), Animal House, Gardenstate, Detroit Rock City, Little Miss Sunshine, Pan's Labriynth, Labriynth, The Dark Crystal, The Neverending Story, and your momthankyou

Television:

Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Hey Arnold, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, The Office!!(boff of em) That 70's Show, AdultSWIM, CSI, South Park, The Simpsons(older stuff when Conan was writing) Trigger Happy TV, Mad TV, old SNL,.....that is all...OH! and DEGRASSI!

Books:

goodness well... First id like to say..i dont give a shit what anyone thinks..I am a Potterhead..hehe..and i will die one..betches.. Frank Miller, Chuck Palahnuik, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Tim Robbins, Hunter S. Thompson, Neil Gaiman, Ray Bradbury, Amy Hempel, oh goodness more..

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury, Seth Rogen, Steve Martin, Will Ferrell and Kevin Smith

My Blog

Could be a melon, looks like a Co Co nut!

This is the first day of my lifeI swear I was born right in the doorwayI went out in the rain suddenly everything changedThey're spreading blankets on the beachYours is the first face that I sawI thin...
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MORE COWBELL

in this one..i think that if u look hard enough u can see a picture of a ghost..a ghost fish...under the big one thats looking right at us...its totally a ghost.. mmm thats it.....
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BABY ON BOARD!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

getting into Photo again...

i never do blogs..i dont know..im just fucking around wtih some pictures...i thought it was cool...imma get more into it again tho......
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dane Cook at the Laugh Factory

dane cook tonite, friday, and saturday at the laugh factory...you all better be there bitches! tonite starts at 8 ish but the rest at 10
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

picture

new picture..oh im sorry..is that napoleon and kip
Posted by MaryJane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST