I like to kill things: mostly terrorists and hippies. Whichever is legal at the time. Another thing that interest me is my ability to drink until I pass out and still wake up wanting to drink again. I mostly drink Tequila and Whiskey. I tried to drink coconut rum one time, but my stomach hurt with it's gayness. I don't like light beer...no matter how it's spelled.
I would like to meet Premier Warlord George W. Bush very much. Thanks to him and his campaign of sustaining the war machine, I now have a well paying job for at least another decade. As long as we can keep the wars going, I can afford a pretty nice lifestyle. So let's vote to make him our dictator and fuck this stupid democracy bullshit. I want to retire in the next 12 years so give me war. I would also like to meet Senator Obama. I bet he knows where Osama Bin Laden is.
I like things that rock. Rap is gay. I like Fu Manchu, Clutch, Rob Zombie, Melvins.
Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, Patton, Papillon, Seven, Boondock Saints, Pirates (porno), and The Lion King.
Future Weapons, Shootout, Mail Call, Histories Battles, Hi 5, and The O'Reilly Factor.
Culture Warrior, Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters.
Chesty Puller, Dan Daly, Spiderman.