I usually start my day by wondering where I am and how did I get there. I immediately take 800mg of Motrin and chug a liter of water to cure my usual morning hangover. I'll scratch a bit, dry shave my face, brush my teeth, and throw on my uniform. I then call my mom because I have 14 missed calls from her and tell not to fucking call me anymore...ever. Then I go to work and save the world from terror.I like to kills things and destroy inanimate objects. Sometimes I like to destroy animate options. One time I shot an inanimate object with the M2 .50 caliber machine gun and made it very animate. Don't worry...I understand that .50 caliber bullets are expensive, but I don't pay for them.I like to eat things. I like hot wings, cheeseburgers, steaks, hot dogs, pizza, and Civet de Lapin with a nice glass of Chateau Montelena. I like beer...all beer, but you ain't going to catch me drinking no pussy light beer. Light beer is for dogs and donkeys.
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