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Mr. Milk Bottles

Me and my bottle life!

About Me

Asda is where I was made, and I was given birth to in a student flat in Sunderland. I had approx. 30 brothers and sisters, most of which died in a tragic accident involving 2 hungry students.My aim in life is to travel and explore all the places that the average milk bottle cannot, I started my epic journey at the majestic niagra falls and have so far visted many magical lands. See my photo diary for a comprehensive list of events.

My Interests

Traveling, visiting my homeland (asda), avoiding being eaten.
Seriously Random.
Do you like pancakes?: Mr Milk Bottles would like to remind you that pancakes are made with milk, MURDER!
What's the first thing that springs to mind when I say "GOOD CHARLOTTE" ?: Eat me now! Please god eat me now!
Who's your best friend?: Cola Bottles ofcorse!
Are you single?: Mr Milk Bottles used to be married but a tragic incident involving a hungry student left him widowed
Have you ever eaten a worm?: Mr Milk Bottles has never eaten a worm but has narrowly avoided being eaten by them a few times
Would you run down the street naked for £1,000/$1,000?: Mr Milk Bottles is always naked, clothes would make him curdle
Do you think that babies are sweet?: Mr Milk Bottles has relatives that are jelly babies and they are very sweet indeed
Do you like the colour purple?: Mr Milk Bottles prefers white
Who was the last person you texted on your cell phone/mobile?: Mr Milk Bottles finds mobiles rather large and cumbersom
Are you in love?: Mr Milk Bottles is in love with adventuring
Is testing cosmetics on animals wrong?: A stray lion being tested on wouldn't hurt
What would you do if one day you woke up, and Slipknot were watching you?: Mr Milk Bottles would hope they were not hungry at the time
Who's better, Me or You?: Mr Milk Bottles thinks he is great :-D
Who is your hero?: Why the milkman of course!
Do you honestly think that you're an attractive person? o_o;: Mr Milk Bottles thinks hes rather hansom indeed
Did you like this survey?: Mr Milk Bottles loved this survey
Did you think I had fun making it?: Mr Milk Bottles thinks you have too much spare time
Biggest Poser: Avril Lavigne or... Jerry Springer?: Jerry Springer
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I'd like to meet:

The milkman!

Music:

Benny Hill - Ernie

Heroes:

The Milkman!