Two Story Rory profile picture

Two Story Rory

You Don't Know Peace Til You've Had Suffering...

About Me


Myspace Layouts
Myspace LayoutsI'm Rory, which is Irish for "Red King". I'm 6 foot 8 inches tall. My hair is brown. My eyes are blue. I love Heavy Metal. I love tattoos, and getting tattooed. I love drinking with my friends. I love Stella Artois and Jagermeister the most. I love my friends, and I would do anything for them. I love my son, Jason, born 22/12/2005. I love my family, they're amazing, and I would die for them. I love smoking weed, and laughing at stupid things. I love old rock, blues and bluegrass.I hate dishonesty. I hate clingy people. I hate EMOs. They're a fucking plague. I hate over-priced drink in pubs. I hate people who think they know everything, when they know fuck all. I will hurt you if you hurt me, my son, my family or my friends. I deplore people who make shit up to try and enhance who they are to other people. Just be yourself. I hate pop music. I hate whiskey, but chances are I'll drink it anyway. I hate people who tell me how to do things I KNOW I'm doing right.Above all, I'm a really easy going, laid back, fun guy. I will talk to anyone and everyone who wants to talk, and I do not judge people on their pictures or lifestyles, so don't be afraid...

My Interests

Tattoos, Piercings to a smaller degree, Mountain Biking, Drinking, Smoking Weed, Going To Gigs, Watching Films. Stephen Anthony Carberry:April 27th 1984-December 15th 2007 -Rest In Peace, Friend. I love you.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can tolerate my sense of humour, and can appreciate me for who I am. I have no interest in dishonest people, two-faced people, or bullies.I've met so many people I've ever wanted to meet, from bands, through going to and working at gigs, so I'm quite content, but there's obviously alot more.In a girl, someone who, again, can appreciate me for me, and not set the bar for what she expects me to be. I have an feeling I may have found such a girl. So fingers crossed...

Music:



Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage

Movies:

How High, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, 300, Changing Lanes, Dogma, Apocalypto, Halloween, Die Hard Trilogy, Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Some Kind Of Monster, Chopper, Monster, The Pursuit Of Happyness, 28 Days Later...and loads more, obviously.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Mr. Bean, Eastenders, Scrubs, Skins, anything that's not fuckin' sci-fi.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Roald Dahl Books, John Gresham Books, Paul Williams Crime Books

Heroes:

My mother, my closest and best friends in this world, you know who you are.

My Blog

PLEASE FILL OUT!

DO I HAVE.... 1. Nice Eyes? 2. Nice Legs? 3. A Nice Bum? 4. A Nice Figure? 5. A Friendly Personality? 6. A Brain? 7. Anything About Me? 8. An Attitude? JUST SOME QUESTIONS 1. What do u think I'll be w...
Posted by Two Story Rory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INTERESTING....

Would u ... ? WOULD YOU...... answer these honestly1. Give me your number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6....
Posted by Two Story Rory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun. fun. fun.

Do it. You know you want to. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long...
Posted by Two Story Rory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST