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BAD AMERICANO

bad_americano

About Me

This site has been created by a French girl and an Italian boy : speakers of BAD AMERICANO and directors of propaganda for FOOLISH ENGLISH
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A great new myspace is born, you, yes you, you who doesn't speak a perfect english and a flying american, you who deplore your strange accent and struggle with gramma, you who is looking desperately for some vocabulary, you who frown at each question and is obliged to say at each second "i' m sorry can you repeat please" or other bullshit like it and you who feel very inferior because you have lost THE POWER OF THE WORDS this big, strange and absolut power wich is giving by our capacity at play with words in our own langage, i think everybody has noticed it a day, no? when you know talk, you can manipulate everybody !! but yeah not untill go to manipulation, just to existe and to proove it, we need words, and when you, yes you, when you talk english you are in difficulty... and it' s terrible. BUT DON' T WORRY ! we are here ! we have created this great myspace for YOU ! don' t be sad when you speak your bad english ! naaah ! the power is right now for the bad speakers of english !!! yes !!! powa !!! REVOLUCION !
JOIN US
WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAD AMERICANO !
YOU ARE NOT ALONE !
(and it' s very cute and sexy to talk a foolish english)
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Percentage of native speakers on 6,379 billions people (source: CIA World Factbook 2006)
Mandarin Chinese 13.69% (873 millions)
Spanish 5.05% (322 millions)
English 4.84% (309 millions)
Hindi 2.82% (180 millions)
Portuguese 2.77% (177 millions)
Bengali 2.68% (171 millions)
Russian 2.27% (145 millions)
Japanese 1.99% (127 millions)
Standard German 1.49% (95 millions)
Wu Chinese 1.21% (77 millions)
Only the 4,84% of the people is English mother tongue, while the 95,16% tries to speak English/American to its best ... the result is a crazy language ... the Bad Americano: the new universal language!

My Interests

I know how to say word like "fuck" and "ok"
In my broken english way
And I know that it’s sad
It’s pathetic and it’s bad
that i can’t communicate
Far away, far away from you
like Tokyo and Istanbul
I can sing you the blues
I can learn few more words
but it’s way, way too late ...
I coming in peace under the sun
offering you truth of our time
Early morning and yet too late ... too late... too late ... to fornicate ...
("Too late to fornicate" by Kultur Shock ... our anthem)

I'd like to meet:

All that people from all over the world who speaks a crazy and odd English/American

Music:

TO SPEAK BAD AMERICANO OR FOOLISH ENGLISH IS ... NOT A CRIME !!!