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shane payne

I am here for Friends

About Me

It's becoming clear to me, I'm not the man I thought I'd be.

My Interests

Tripple Laquered Brake calipers, and kittens. If possible my wife jeena and Kittens on top of Tripple Laquered Brake Calipers.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 18 years.

Music:

The tribal soonish chants of the ghooash people.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket...any thing with Owen Wilson, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell and myself.....that includes my home nudie movies! Yeah thats right my home nudie movies with Owen Wilson, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and yes Will Ferrell.

Television:

anything thats not on cable.. cuz i dont have it. and if you keep saying did you see that show.... no i didnt cuz i dont have fucking cable!!!

Books:

Literacy, who needs it.

Heroes:

believe it or not im walking on air i never thought i could be soo free, riding along on a wing and a prayer, who could it be believe it or not its just me!... oh yeah and my wiener

My Blog

New Avett Brothers Site!

The new design I did for the avett brothers has finally launched! New Avetts Site Design!
Posted by shane payne on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:44:00 PST

Our Wedding Pictures!

We finally have our wedding pictures together. There's a lot of them!Wedding Pictures!We should have our costa rican honeymoon pics up soon!...
Posted by shane payne on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

I'm Goin to Hell!

Ok so I found this Two years ago on the floor of the mall. If you happen to know this girl tell her her dog will be fine. And yes I know it's not the holidays any more! Wish List...
Posted by shane payne on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST

India Pictures

Check em out! India Pictures
Posted by shane payne on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST

Freakin Hilarious!

ok, so "object" (on my myspace list) posted what he thinks my main picture is all about. Here it is... enjoy! here's the story i get. rockin' ass shane just finshed his fourth encore of back to...
Posted by shane payne on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:44:00 PST

The Grossest day of my life.

So the grossest thing just happened to me. I went to the bathroom to take care of some buisness (yes its one of those stories) So I got into the stall, and there were black marks on the toilet seat, l...
Posted by shane payne on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST

Karmalaundry

Karmalaundry Many new works and totally redesigned site to come.
Posted by shane payne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like A Fish Into Water Or Flounder And The Scat Man

Like A Fish Into Water Or Flounder And The Scat Man The smear on my toilet paper resembles a fish, not a fish of many colors (easily remedied by eating an entire box of Fruity Pebbles in one s...
Posted by shane payne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST