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Derek

I am here for Friends

About Me

I moved to Canada, to live the dream. Having failed that, I now live in Canada, working for Sears. I'm building a house (not me personally) in Calgary. And apart from that, all is well. For the most part. Could do with some more money. And a new laptop. This one is shit.

My Interests

Football, Always Football; Being a core member of the Original 24 Club; drinking; listening to music; filling in pointless websites; taking the piss; taking a piss; spending money on crap; failing with girls; bullying Arnold; Football Manager; I'd love to say Ice Hockey, but I'd be lying; Pro Wrestling;

I'd like to meet:

Scrunge first and foremost. That bollock-chopped bastard taught me everything I know. Kid Motherfuckin' Rock would be a blast. Zach Braff, Ricky Gervais, Will Smith, Ron Perlman, John C. McGinley, The Rock...On a more realistic note, someone with a sense of fashion that can find me a decent haircut and help me overcome the severe "getting dressed" handicap I suffer from.

Music:

A bit of anything. lostprophets; DMX; Ludacris; Kid Rock; N.E.R.D; Rage Against The Machine; Saliva; Union Underground; Monster Magnet; Audioslave; Hundred Reasons; Redman; Finger Eleven; Train (a little); Jay Z; Johnny Cash; Kenny Rogers (Seriously); Jimmy Buffett; Prodigy; Louis Armstrong; Jimi Hendrix; Lynyrd Skynyrd; Kanye West; Motorhead; Fat Joe; Big Pun; Pharrell; George Thorogood; Emma Wakeford; Ricky Gervais (!); Myself in the shower.

Movies:

Terminator; Terminator 2; Terminator 3; Bad Boys 1 and 2; Blade 1, 2 and 3; Batman Begins; The Godfather Trilogy; Dukes of Hazzard; Wedding Crashers; Lord of War; Sin City; Van Wilder; The Rundown; Walking Tall; The Longest Yard; Jarhead; Old School; Anchorman; Ghostbusters I + II; Face/Off; The Rock; Con Air; Four Brothers; The Rocky Series;

Television:

24, in a league of it's own...Scrubs; Nip/Tuck; Lost; The Unit; Heroes; Smith, before those twats cancelled it; some other stuff. The football triple header on Fox Sports on Saturday mornings.

Books:

SAS books; Football Autobiographies; Animal Farm; Othello; Most things Clancy; Stephen Coonts' stuff; Enduring Love. I used to read more, does 4-4-2 count?

Heroes:

PETER CROUCH; Brian Clough; The Rock; Andy McNab; Steven Gerrard; Fabio Capello; Robert Patrick; Arnie and Jack Bauer/Kiefer Sutherland; Jonas Blaine off The Unit; Arron; Brian Dennehy