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NACHO CHEEZE!

I am here for Friends

About Me

"if LOVE was a place, i wanna GO again..."
i came here to party!! "im fat cuz i eat and then i go to sleep, this is why this is why this is why im fat. im fat cuz i munch between brunch and lunch..[u know the rest]." well, the names crystal and i dont like pistols. im a capricorn and i love milk. i also love my english bulldog ASIC.. thats mah dawg right thurR! if sleeping was a crime, maaan.. id be in jail fo life! ya hurd mockingbird? im 23[shit im old] but act like a 11 year old. i smile too much. i love making people laugh because it makes me happy. gay, i know.. but it really does dammit. i can eat anything because i think my tastebuds dont work.. so everything tastes good to me! im part filipino, part cherokee[native-american]. i get what i want when i want, jk haha. i want to help others so hopefully ill be some sort of nurse or anything with kids would be nice too. my dream job would to become a coroner.. we'll see what happens! well, i like to party, drink, and chill with mary jane. wheres the party at?i am your worst nightmare. ;]

My Interests

SMOKiN and smokin and smokin more treez! ;] weEEEE!!! i like that sticky icky in my throaty chokey. ALSO LOVE DRIVING, PLAYIN POOL, NICE VIEWS, TAKING PICTURES AND JUST BEING HAPPY CAMPER!!LETS BLAZE! LETS BLAZE! OOOOO I LOVE THE TASTE! PHILLI SWISHA VEGA I GOT SMOKE ALL OVA DA PLACE!

I'd like to meet:

all the beautiful people, cuz everyone knows i dont have ugly friends. WHAT?!? im serious....

Music:

I LOVE john LEGEND, andre nickatina, tony toni tonE and aaliyah are my all-time favorites. the killers, nas, bay area rap[mac dre/frontline/keak/traxamillion/etc]. old school low rider songs lol. usher. anything acoustic hits the spot and any chill ass music. im into any kinds of music basically, except country... sorry dawg. ;P im down with the classical tho.. ESPECIALLY CLASSICAL COVERS!

Movies:

FAVORITES: something about mary FOR SURE!!, elf, lil rascals, charlie's angels 1, monsters inc, and white chicks! anythin with will ferrell because he's my hero ;]

Television:

i love me some CSI LAS VEGAS BABY!!! haha animal planet, discovery channel, and them crime channels. i have this very strong interest in those murder cases and stuff. like first 48 n shit. food network makes me hungry so i dont watch that. thats like feeding the addiction man!

Books:

i hate reading, but i can read newspapers FOREVER. also read high times! haha. that still counts as reading so boohoo!

Heroes:

MI MADRE, will ferrell and jim carey. i love my mom so much! ;]