I know you di-int |
Bad presidents happen to good people. Amid all the 9/11 anniversary talk about what will keep us safe, let me suggest that in a world turned hostile to America, the smartest message we can send to tho...
Posted by robert on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST |
Give me another one |
If you believe you need to take all the pills the pharmaceutical industry says you do, then you're already on drugs.
Yes, it's that time in the campaign where all the candidates are presenting...
Posted by robert on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:55:00 PST |
Conspiracy Theory |
10 characteristics of conspiracy theorists1. Arrogance. They are always fact-seekers, questioners, people who are trying to discover the truth: sceptics are always "sheep", patsies for Mes...
Posted by robert on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:02:00 PST |
Freedom Fries |
Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word, "France." Like just calling something "French" is the ultimate argument winner. As if to say, "What can you say about a cou...
Posted by robert on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Christians strike back |
People who run everything can't complain that they're underdogs. There was a highly-attended conference in Washington called "The War on Christians." Because nothing quite says "I'm oppressed," ...
Posted by robert on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Sometimes I feel...Sometimes I feel that someone is watchin me |
Stop worrying that the government is listening in on your phone conversation. The person you called isn't even listening to your phone conversation. Any American in this day and age who thinks they're...
Posted by robert on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:57:00 PST |
Al Gore, Environment, Fat Bastard, Gay Marriage , and Free Beer! |
Al Gore made a living in the Senate talking about the environment. He makes a living talking about it now. It's just when he was running for president that he shut up. And that's why Democrats keep lo...
Posted by robert on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST |
The environment, gas prices, brad,jenn, and angelina |
How come we have cars with global positioning systems, satellite radio and voice-activated web access, and we still power them with the black goop you have to suck out of the ground? Well, I hate to t...
Posted by robert on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:04:00 PST |
Defenders of the war in Iraq |
Defenders of the war in Iraq must stop comparing it to the American Revolution. The only thing the Iraqi leadership has in common with our founding fathers is that neither of them used deodorant. Now,...
Posted by robert on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:29:00 PST |
