I'd like to meet:
Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard me saying, allegedly, moments ago? That's a parasite that lives in my neck.
. . .
Mars will never put up with this.
Music:
Jawbreaker, Sambomaster, The Oblivians, Built To Spill, The Mountain Goats, The Weakerthans, Apocalypse Hoboken, The Pixies, Need New Body, Hella, The Mr. T Experience, Pavement, This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb, Spiritualized, The Rentals, Superchunk, Les Savy Fav, Hüsker Dü, Lifter Puller, Kid Dynamite, American Steel, Propagandhi, One Reason, Pit Er Pat, The Blood Brothers, Helloween, The Clash, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Neutral Milk Hotel, Slayer, Dragonforce, The Hold Steady, Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane, Leatherface, Streetlight Manifesto, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Lawrence Arms, Limp Wrist, Coachwhips, Pink and Brown, Ziegenbock Kopf, John Dwyer in general, Anal Cunt, The Gayrilla Biscuits, The Queers, Compulsive Gamblers, The Go! Team, The Stooges, Danzig-era Misfits, Elliott Smith, Bomb the Music Industry!, Skip James, Fiona Apple, FYP, Rush, The Velvet Underground, Lightning Bolt, Ash, Akira Yamaoka, Deerhoof, The Epoxies, Daly's Gone Wrong, Songs: Ohia, Tanguy Ukulele Orchestra, Joanna Newsom, Virt, Goto80, Jamiroquai, ManowaR, Jon Mikl Thor, Taco the Wonder Dog, Jam Handy, LARGE PRIME NUMBERS, Prince, Dethklok, and Engineer Bear Bunny
Movies:
Undead, Trainspotting, Transformers: The Movie, LA Confidential, Dead Alive, Return of the Living Dead, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Angus, Feeders 2, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Comet, Un Chien Andalou, Doom House 2000, Wild Zero, Being There, Dellamorte Dellamore, NUKIE, Raptor, Street Fighter: The Movie, Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare, The Langoliers, Gates of Hell, A Scanner Darkly
Books:
Swimmy
Heroes:
Milton Friedman mostly.