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Derek

Welcome to my world!

About Me


I'm easy going. I'm very sarcastic. I'm cheap. I like my music loud, and I don't care who it bothers. I don't buy tickets to the Police Officers Ball. If I were given tickets to the Police Officers Ball, I'd save them for when I ran out of ass wipe! I love motorcycling, and I love doing it at speeds well beyond the posted limit. I collect firearms, and have a well stocked arsenal. I'm a flirt by nature. I argue with myself. I'm Gemini & Proud. I love to startle people, especially my children. I spend way too much time on here. I like the word "NIPPLE" I think Cabbage Patch Dolls are evil. I don't trust them. I've been labeled by some as a pervert. I don't think I'm a pervert, I just love women. I have a very vulgar vocabulary at times. I play the guitar, but I suck at it, so I guess I just screw around on it! Last, but not least! Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, hate me 'cause your woman thinks I am!

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My Interests

The above video is of me bump firing an Ak-47. This is a legal semi automatic rifle. The bump fire is a technique I learned from my father that allows for a semi automatic firearm to fire at the same rate of speed as a full automatic rifle with no internal modifications. I don't recomend doing this with large caliber firearms, or big shotguns as the recoil would have you shooting at the stars in a matter of seconds.Music, women, motorcycles, muscle cars, snakes, firearms, swords, knives, wolves, the occult, boating, pit bulls, drag racing, nascar, anything that makes me laugh, philosophy, and fire. I love the smell of lilacs in spring, the smell of drying leaves in autumn, and the smell of fresh beaver anytime! Above anything, my two children would have to be the center of my interest. They are the only reason I am still here today. Some other interests would include ancient civilizations, native american culture, unexplained phenominon, extra sensory perception, premonition, pretty much anything out of the ordinary that cannot be explained by science. Fantasy art, tattoo's even though I personally don't have a single one to my name. Gothic art, fetish models, swimming, forensic science, swimsuit models, leather, improvised explosive devices, and home videos of people hurting themselves!I would like you all to meet "DEE" I've known her for quite some time now, in fact, She was one of first friends I made here on MySpace. When I met her she was aspiring to be a model. Well, determination, a killer body, and a little time payed off. She is now a Gods Girl. I'm thrilled for her. Seeing any friend succeed in fullfilling a dream makes a person happy, but knowing how bad she wanted this, and seeing her make it happen, damn! All I can say is "Way to go DEE" So if you get a chance, check out my number one wench, and leave some comments on her beautiful photos! These is not a clickable link, so you will have to type in the URL manually.
If you like your art a little on the Darker Side, check out Saphira Von Gore. Some are into it, some are not, but I am, and I was very impressed. She has an extensive photo collection. Check her out!

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet any of the friends I have discovered on MySpace. Kelly, Anny, Maggie, DJ, Jenny, Jenan, Violet, and definately not least Mabel. They have all proven to be wonderful and sincere people. I love em all! I'm just looking for down to earth, friendly, honest people. As for the rest of the fucktards out there.....

Music:

When it comes to music, it would be easier to make a list of the shit I don't like. I like all kinds of music. It pretty much depends on my mood or where I am as to the kind of music I prefer. In general, I guess I'm a classic rocker. AC-DC, The Eagles, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, The Doors, Jimmi Hendrix, Neil Young, System of a DownThe Doobie Brothers, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Ozzy, Alice In Chains, Pink Floyd, Nazareth, etc, etc! I also like the early eighties music of which I can't remember half of the names, or artists. I enjoy some country, but I cant sit around, and listen to it all day! Just a few others, Fleetwood Mac, Lynrd Skynrd, Pantera, The Charlie Daniels Band, and Hank Williams Junior. There's far to many to list. I also enjoy classical music such as Beethoven, Strauss, and Bach to name a few. Besides listening to music I am also a fairly good vocalist, and have been offered on more than one occasion to join some area bands! I live for my music. It is a form of art that requires no canvas, no paint, just soul!

Movies:

I like a wide variety of movies, but I'm especially partial to movies where some deserving, unsuspecting asshole gets chopped up for human consumption. The chainsaw Massacres with R. Lee Ermy, any of the Kubrick films, Hero, the Star Wars films, of course..lots of porn, and Superman.

Television:

I don't really watch a lot of T.V. I do however love watching shows about nature, science, the paranormal. I love C.S.I. when I get the chance to watch it. I like the Discovery channel, National Geographic, The Military channel, anything educational. I use to love the old Star-Trek with William Shatner, and the old In Search Of Series with Leonard Nimoy! Guess I miss part of the seventies.

Books:

I am always reading. I'm not much into reading novels. I am more of a reference reader. I read sections of books that provide answers to some of my many questions. Some of my interests are the occult, paranormal, science, physics, psychology, mechanics, quantum mechanics, astro physics, jet propulsion, improvised weapons, and explosives. History...as in ancient civilizations. Books of different religious beliefs. Native American history. You name it, I've probably read something about it!

Heroes:

My Hero was my dad. He was always there when I needed him. He never judged me, and I could talk to him about anything. I miss him very much.Elmer "Bud" Roberts May 25, 1938 - January 14, 2004This is my older sister Wendy. Because of circumstances beyond our control, we did not get to grow up together. She did live with me for a short while, and of course there were other occasions where we got to spend time together. We wound up losing each other through distance, and time, but time, and love for "FAMILY" brought us back together, and help from big brother! I am so happy to have her back in my life. I feel more complete as a person, just knowing I can now talk to her, and ask the simple things like, "How was your day?" I love her dearly, and no amount of time, or distance has ever changed that. You have always been in my heart Wendy, and you always will be. Long after I leave this world, and even after the last star burns from the heavens, my love for you will still go on!This is my older brother John. My situation with him, was the same as with my sister. We had the same fathers, but different mothers, and because of that, and other things, we never really got to live together as one family. He also lived with me for a while, and on other occasions we got to spend time together, unfortunately, it was never enough. My brother was everything a little brother could ever want in an older brother. He was never too busy to make time for me. Between him, and my dad I never felt safer. He was always very protective, and God help anybody who messed with his loved ones. It was him who found me after all these years, and I am forever grateful that he did. All the years that went by, and all the times I sat back, and wondered how they were doing, where they were, were they still alive....those questions have been answered. Thank you John. I love you my brother, and I always will!Below are some of my dearest friends on MySpace. I have dedicated this section of my page to be a personal shrine to them. My friends list is not enough to express my admiration, appreciation, and love for them. To my friends, I want you to know that each, and every one of you mean the world to me, and you will always have a special place my heart. I would also like to make clear that this Shrine to my friends is in absolutely no specific order. If you're on it, It's because you mean the world to me. Love you all! Derek! Click on the thumbnails for full size images.This is one of my newest friends Maggie. Stop staring at her tits! I haven't known her all that long, but she has in a very short time proven to be a very fun, and caring person, and she has earned her place on this shrine. She has a wonderful sense of humor, and because of her I am now required to log on at least once every few days to give a status report as to wether I'm alive or not. It's been an honor to have met you Maggie. You are a truly wonderful person. All my love sweetheart!This is my friend Anny. Although we are worlds apart, I feel a closeness with her that I have felt only with a very few people. She has a smile that could melt gold. She is truly an angel among people. She is good for a laugh when you need it most, is caring, kind, and has incredible powers of observation. Love you Anny, and there are no amount of words I could type on this page to truly show my admiration for you! Your friend forever!Here we have Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel! There's three words that can sum up how I feel for Rachel. I love her! She is definately a one of a kind person. Not a one in a million, a one of a kind. She was one of my first friends on myspace. She can be hysterically funny, and she can also be serious. She has a great sense of humor, and a wonderful personality. I think to know her in life, rather than just over the internet would be a true privelage. All my love to you Rachel! XOXOXOXThis is my little sweetheart Violet. Another one of the first people I got to know on MySpace. Violet is the definition of sweetheart as far as I'm concerned. She sings, and is very artistic. It has been a true pleasure to know her, and I will forever be her friend! Love you Violet!This is my friend DJ. When I think of her I think of someone who is very sweet, and honest. I love talking to her, because it's always good conversation. There's never any bullshit or drama. You are very dear to me DJ! It's been a while now that we have known each other, and time, and time again you have proven yourself to be a true friend. Always there for me. Always willing to listen. You will always have a friend with me sweetheart. Always. Love you DJ!Now have a look at this little doll! This is Kelly. I've had the chance to get to know her better, and I can honestly say she's a wonderful person in every respect of the word. She can make me laugh when I'm in a pissy mood, cheer me up when I'm feeling down. She's also very interesting. She has a lot going on behind that sweet, and innocent looking face of hers. I'll never tell! LOL You're awesome Kelly! I'm honored to be your friend! Love ya girl!Now this is Anna, and her being at the bottom of this list has absolutely nothing to do with her importance to me. Anna is a truly unique, and wonderful person. She first captured my attention with a picture she drew. It was remarkable to say the least. Since then I've got to know her better. I have referred to her as Fantasy Art in the flesh by the creativity she puts into her personal pictures. She is a truly beautiful woman. She also cracks me up at times! God I love young people! You're a one of a kind Anna! Love you honey!

My Blog

Some of the dumbest things Ive ever done.

1. When I first moved up here from the city, I decided to take advantage of the privacy & seclusion my land had to offer so I decided to do some sun bathing......in a manner that leaves no tan lin...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST