I can't be bothered to think of something witty and interesting to put here, so I'll just fill out one of those stupid questionnaire things for you to read. Wicked.
SIMPLE QUESTIONS
1. FULL NAME: Laura Ann Mackie
2. NICKNAME: Lewis, Man-Bear-Pig
(There's never a number 3 on these things)
4. HEIGHT: 5'9"ish
5. HAIR: Pubic
6. SIBLINGS: Hannah Mackie, Marie Miles
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: Never seen that film
8. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE TOILET?: Do you like to be in the toilet?
9. BIRTHDATE: 24.01.91
10. SIGN: Stop
11. ADDRESS: Callisto, Jupiter
12. SEX: Is often a good thing
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Little out of column A, little out of column B
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: More of one
15. HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED? Yep. Once I rolled the dice twice in monopoly and ended up in jail
17. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: A miniature peugeot 106 that I like to pretend I can drive. Although I do have an Aprilia RS125 motorbike
18. WHAT KINDA CAR YOU HAVE/WANT?: Motorbike to begin with. And I want a Kawasaki ZX-10 (though if I had to have a car, a Lotus Elise would be taken gladly)
19. FAVE MOVIE: Moulin Rouge
22. TV SHOW: Never appeared on one
23. ACTOR: I go to amateur dramatics yes
24. ACTRESS: Is a politically incorrect term apparently
25. FOOD: Yes please
26. NUMBER: C
27. CARTOON: Fairly Odd Parents
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: The one that wasn't gay, you know who I mean
29. COLOUR: Makes the world more interesting. I'm rather partial to blue
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: No I prefer men.
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: If someone else pays for it
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: 25/26
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: 25ish
34. WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS BEFORE MARRIAGE: No I prefer men still, stop with the f**king trick questions.
35. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Mango
38. MUSIC/TV: Audio/visual
39. GUYS/GIRLS: Nobody likes a haemaphrodite
40. GREEN/BLUE: Grass/sky
41. PINK/PURPLE: Gay/gay
42. SUMMER/WINTER: Autumn/spring
3. NIGHT/DAY: Morning/arvo
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: There's a difference there?
45. FUNNY/DOPEY: AHAHAHAHAHA
ALL ABOUT YOU:
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: Low it
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: The Thomas Alleyne School, Nobel and Hitchin College
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS? Boy, have I?
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU? Everyone knows it for me, it's gotta be a 6 pack (beer or the stomach will suffice)
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE? Depends who it was with
51. THE PERSON YOU KNOW WHO IS...
*MOST BLONDE: Myself! (when the hair is dyed so)
*NICEST: Emily
*FUNNIEST: Greg
*STRANGEST: Jaxon
*TALLEST: Joe (at 6'6", it's kinda hard to beat)
*SMARTEST: Tessa
*BEST PERSONALITY : Aw it's hard... Lemon =p
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST: (not including family) Lemon, Stu, Chris (to extents), Emily and my mail order husband
53.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? I think they should fuck off
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Is that like a buy one get one free?
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED ABOUT?: Grazing my knee at 6 years old
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GIRLS YOU DON'T GET? What's to not get?
57. ARE YOU HAPPY? When?
58. WHY: Who
60. LOVE OR/AND TRUST?: Nice of you to offer
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: Frankincense or myrrh
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Girls best friend
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE? When the pub opens
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: I had a bath yesterday.
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, men
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? Bingo
67. WHAT COLOR OF UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Who says I'm wearing underwear?
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Less Than Jake - Last One Out Of Liberty City
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 3519
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Tokyo
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Myself, unless we have a big argument
72.WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Hair style
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: Getting laid
