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Zeb

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About Me

Im a single guy, that lives in a house. I can be the living embodiment of the term "Captain Obvious". I wear clothing. Sometimes. I go places, and do things. I work in sales. I do stuff when I get the chance. I joke, although they're not always good, but I do it anyway. quite a bit, in fact. I love laughing. Laughter makes for good times(uh, captain obvious at work again). I also have been told that I'm relatively smart, but unfortunately, let everyone know everything I know. I know quite a lot of things that really bear no importance to my life, unless I were to go on Jeapordy. Lo and behold, I just recently discovered my favorite color to be green. Here I was thinking it was blue. I enjoy such outdoor activities as rollerblading, snorkeling, snowboarding, hunting/competitive shooting, fishing, camping, mountain biking, and snowshoeing. I live in a town called Colden. I have no finite plan to anything going on, but do 'look forward' quite a bit. I've been looking to buy my own home soon. It's crazy what you can get in the 100-150k range in WNY. I don't own a bowflex, ergo, I don't have a bowflex body. I don't party like I used to when I was younger(what, 23?), but I still like to hit up a fun time when I can. That usually ends up meaning I put a hole in my leg while mountain biking lately, though. Someday, I'll meet someone special who sends me ass over teakettle, and I'll get married, and have children. Well, in a perfect world, that is. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
Tell me all about you, kiddo! - The Survey
Your Given Birth Name: Zeb theMagnificent Robson (my parents are weird, and named me weirdly)
Birthdate May 26, 197*(product of the Carter Administration)
Birthplace: Buffalo, NY(home of Beef on 'Weck')
Where the heck are you living right now: Buffalo and it srrounding environs,NY
Eye Color: Standard Issue Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Scots, with Polish, Czech, and Irish in the mix
can you you pat your belly and rub your head at the same time: you betcha I can, while chewing gum
Your Weakness: Girls who make me fall ass over teakettle for them
Your Fears: Knives, loosing loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni w/ sausage, peppers, and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off my bills and move on with my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehe
Thoughts first waking up after a long night of kayaking and bonfires and putting up with drunk friends: Did I oversleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes?
Your Bedtime: 10p-1a
Your Most Missed Memory: my dad being around
Pepsi or Coke: Ive stopped drinking soda, but REd Bull is good!
MacDonalds or Burger King: No more fast food, if I can help it
Single or Group Dates: whichever makes for a better time that night
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, home brew
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, def.
Balance Bars or Clif Bars: Both are great!
Do you Smoke Marlboros: Once in a great while
Do you Swear as if your life depended on it: Like a sailor, or at least a sailor whose life depended on it
Do you Sing: Unfortunately for everyone listening, yes
Do you Shower Daily: Well, I did just buy this awesome facial scrub, and a new loofa, does that answer this question?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, but would love to learn more
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: 99% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness and puke everywhere: Nope, rollercoasters kick ass!
Do you think you are an attractive little minx: Uh, yes...?
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, but I am trying to excercise more than before
Do you get along with your Parents: Sorta
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup, bring out the popcorn, and enjoy the show
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I really want to learn piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been all high on drugs: no, not my bag, baby
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos come in boxes? WTF?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not since 4/05
In the past month have you been on Stage: Actually, yes I have
In the past month have you been pukey from too much partying: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I should have!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just someones mysace comment cherry
Ever been so drunk you call everyone by the same name: I should smile, 'Pete' is my default "no memory left" name
Ever been called a Tease: I think so, I do know that Ive been called worse
Ever been Beaten up: You betcha
Ever get behind the wheel of a car and drove it like you stole it: Yup
How do you want to Die: Old, and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up and become a taxpaying old person: A happy grown up with money to pay my taxes with
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, or Spain again
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
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My Interests

kayaking, theatre, camping, driving, listening to music, snorkeling, scuba diving, travelling, rollerblading, rock climbing, reading anything in print, sales/marketing, autocross, hunting, road trips, shopping, dancing until I embarass everyone in close proximity, Laughing loudly, catching pigeons and letting them loose at other peoples house parties, throwing darts, drinking with friends, 3 gun matches, romps on Elmwood, M3 races, fishing, wine tastings.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who can teach me foriegn languages easily. Preferably Spanish, German, and Japanese. A piano expert who wants to spend their time coaching me in the ways of the keyboard. And other cool people. Gaston Glock. People I've lost touch with. There's far too many of those, unfortunately. Anyone who can hold their own in conversation, while making me laugh. You get bonus points when milk comes out of my nose.

Music:

Bjork, Tricky, Massive Attack, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, A Tribe Called Quest, The Streets, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, Ben Folds, Nirvana, Morphine, Red House Painters, Notorious BIG, Crystal Method, Paul Oakenfold, Ben Folds, Orbital, Guns n Roses, Norah Jones, Alice in Chains, David Gray, Dropkick Murphys, Portishead, Genesis, Moby, Beck, Beastie Boys, Metallica, Tori Amos, Miles Davis, Fatboy Slim, Mozart, White Zombie, Warren Daniels, The Police, Pearl Jam, Grateful Dead, Sublime, Nick Drake, Weezer, Fugazi, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Bill Withers, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Sigur Ros, Cosmosis, and lots of other ill shit. Wow, I just said "ill shit".

Movies:

Big Fish, Apocolypse Now, Natural Born Killers, The Princess Bride, Super Troopers, Shawshank Redemption, Monsters Inc., Crash, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Endless sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Actually, Full Metal Jacket(is that you Jon Wayne is this me?), Henry V, so many I could list but can't think of right at the moment.

Television:

seriously, why watch tv? There's so much to do in the short time that we're here...

Books:

'The Prince' by Machiavelli, 'How to win friends and influence People' by Dale Carnegie, the 'dark tower' series by Stephen King, every Louis L'amour novel written, 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu, 'Calvin and Hobbes, the essential collection' by Bill Watterson, Tolkiens trilogy, 'they shoot canoes, don't they?" by Chuck McManus, and lots of magazines.

My Blog

Law. And, order.

Not that I watch a ton of television, but why is it that no matter what day you watch, there's always a Law & Order Marathon on?  Seriously, the entire franchise & spinoffs are quite good...
Posted by Zeb on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

1331 views, and superbowl sillyness

Well, today is just one of those frigid, 4 degree days I remember from my youth, only I'm not out sledding or anything like that.  I have a few bruised ribs, which I thought were ok, until I went...
Posted by Zeb on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

...and a snug roof over our heads

So, I've been looking for a new place to live lately.  I figured it would be just as much to own as to rent in the southtowns of Buffalo, so I began searching, and looking at places awhile back. ...
Posted by Zeb on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

illmatic to Akmatics

"Uhm, did whats his name get at you yesterday?"  "who?"  "Deez Nuuts..." "Im not the type of brotha for you to start testin, hand me a Smith and Wesson, I'll have n***as undressin,  thi...
Posted by Zeb on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

The five P's

  Poor planning preceeds poor performance. This should be tought to everyone, and told that it can and will affect all aspects of their life. Goals, work, love life/family life, all can do well w...
Posted by Zeb on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

Life's craziness

So, life has been busy busy busy.My sister got married 8/5.  I got a promotion at work.  I'm going for my realtors license as well.   I have a great girlfriend.  I've been put...
Posted by Zeb on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

Goslings

Spring is now here, and with it the eventual return of the geese to the area.  I was just remembering some things about  them.  Geese will choose a mating partner for life, and they ar...
Posted by Zeb on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST

Ahh, February 28th

So, What is today?  A myriad of things. Fritz is six months old today.  He is irrevocably changed from the lap dog/coat dog I once had.  I guess a Fifty-five pound difference betweeen n...
Posted by Zeb on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

falling off the face of the earth

Sorry everyone, I've been so crazy busy that I haven't been online.  Like, at all. Soon, I'll be back on back and spouting off ill shit.  Gimme another few weeks.  It's just way busy ri...
Posted by Zeb on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:59:00 PST

Steven's Last Night in Town

Last minute packing is done, I'll be moving tomorrow!  Im ight not be online for a few days, but I'll be abck soon.  Take care, all! (na na na, na na na, na na na na nah!, cause everyone kno...
Posted by Zeb on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST