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PiePatch

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just a guy who likes to have fun and veg out as much as I like to party. I love good music, bad movies, good movies, really bad movies, most ways to have fun, just anything, hit me up. I'm usually good for a laugh and people seem to think....well, I think most people are boring honestly so I couldn't care less how nice they seem to be. ..

My Interests

comics, any music but country, giggidy giggidy, good movies, bad movies, really bad movies, video games, making people uncomfortable, making a certain person very comfortable, playing cards, writing comics and songs and shitty freestyle raps, a bunch of other things that escape me right now, quiet, noise, appreciating doing nothing, appreciating spontanaety to the max extreme
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon
Birthday: Feb 24
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Stockland, IL
Eye Color: Blue?
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: as american as stolen cultural concepts
The Shoes You Wore Today: slip on cheapies
Your Weakness: funny girls wrapped in kryptonite
Your Fears: see weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: regular cheese with arby's loose meat on top and curly fries for crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: super powers or some sort of windfall income
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ysat?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Instant math confirming i don't have enough minutes to sleep anymore
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno
Your Bedtime: dunno
Your Most Missed Memory: how in the hell am i supposed to know a memory i missed?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like arby's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: sometimes horribly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: dunno, probably not
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: magnetically
Are you a Health Freak: it waxes and wanes
Do you get along with your Parents: not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: acoustic guitar barely
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: religiously on weekends
In the past month have you Smoked: only when i move really fast
In the past month have you been on Drugs: meh, sorta
In the past month have you gone on a Date: three/four times
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: twice
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: don't like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: once
In the past month have you been on Stage: zero
In the past month have you been Dumped: zero
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower many times (i actually prefer it to fat dipping)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Who hasn't?
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: sorta
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when i was really little it was superheroninjafiremandoctor, so i'll stick with that
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red?
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: anything under five nine
Weight: depends on height y'know
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: do vikes and x count?
Number of CDs I own: few hundred
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: five

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I'd like to meet:

Just plain awesome people. Someone more confident than me who doesn't have to end their sentences with supplemental ghettoness probably. Really, I'm easy to talk to, and will end you with the feeling of "wtf" but just hit me up, It won't kill you.

Music:

The Roots, Dave Matthews band, blackstar, mos def, barenaked ladies, lynyrd skynyrd, weezer, jason mraz, john mayer, sahara hotnights, louis XIV, American hi-fi, bob dylan, danko jones, pennywise, jay-z, eminem, david bowie, green day, jamiroquai

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, fight club, wayne's world 1 & 2, south park:blau, star wars sorta, spider-man 1&2, bananas, the royal tenenbaums, rushmore, life aquatic with steve zissou, rounders, terminator 2, bloodsport, sin city, too much porn to mention and who can keep track of all the names?

Television:

family guy, simpsons, world poker tour, headline news, nfl, nba, i really am too busy for alot of tv, sorry

Books:

The Fountainhead, Atlus Shrugged, quotation books(i'm a dork, I know) I have an addiction of picking up whatever philosophy book i get my hands on.

Heroes:

No one living, so I guess it's gotta be me.

My Blog

This is why X-Mas music is bad:

I don't shy away from Christmas music. It's everywhere. If you try to run away from it or avoid it, you will pretty much waste your time and give yourself a headache. So you take it, man up, suck it i...
Posted by PiePatch on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:45:00 PST

Just some things to get off of my chest.

Nothing major, don't worry.First thing. Antenna plural is Antennae. Umbrella plural should be Umbrellae. It sounds cooler and it gives bullshit rules for language more pertinence, which is always fun...
Posted by PiePatch on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

For everyone wondering where I’ve been and why I’ve dropped out of the radar.....

......Sorry. Really, I am.About a month ago, I learned that my father had inoperable cancer and have had to come to terms with the fact that I probably have to find this guy and come to grips with the...
Posted by PiePatch on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

Ladies....Something you need to hear.....

You are not perfect, but you are beautiful. More beautiful than anything that can be attained through a self-help, how-to, or article that tells you what you need to improve. A life lived by tips in C...
Posted by PiePatch on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST

KUNG FU MONKEY!!!!!!

This actually happened. In the perfect world.
Posted by PiePatch on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

God bless you is the stupidest thing you can say.

God bless you is the stupidest thing you can say. When you say God bless you, you imply a few things. First: that I am incapable of fighting off the demon that has caused air to violently pass throug...
Posted by PiePatch on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:56:00 PST

Juice is low

Those days are upon me, or day. By nature, I am a giver, and when you give and give and get nothing in return, you have a day where you just break down. I have been walked on, around, and through. Not...
Posted by PiePatch on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:26:00 PST

pet peeve.

What bothered me about dying wasn't the fact that it happens to everyone or that it will happen eventually.  What bothers me is that after I die, life by and large will just keep going as it were...
Posted by PiePatch on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:48:00 PST

na, na, na, na, na na.....batman

It might have been the company I kept, but I think the new batman movie was the best one yet.  It does a good job of staying away from the camp and taking the subject as seriously as possible wit...
Posted by PiePatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new albums

The Black Eyed Peas are trying to steal your money with their new shitty album.  The White Stripes earn your money with some new directions and catchy and pissed off beats.  So, to recap, Wh...
Posted by PiePatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST