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Christopher Glenn

You're shit's weak! Wizzeak!!!

About Me

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I'm Chris. I work for Apple Computer company. I LOVE my Job. I do things that aren't really my style to distract my mind from dealing with the fact that theres things I'm unhappy about that I can't change. Straight Edge Chris was a lot cooler and a way better person. I'm kind of selfish, but selfless at the same time.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Other than that, I'm your typical dorky hardcore kid with a soft spot for video games, elves, orcs, lightsabers, the force, sneakers, and camo. I'm slightly addicted to WoW, my iPod, and Nike Dunks. My only real passion in life is playing music. I've been in a bunch of random Albany bands like Burning Bridges, Recon, The Nightlife, Marks of a Hero, etc. If you're down for rockin', get at me.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I love to be outdoors. Skateboarding and snowboarding are my jam. But especially golfing, or playing dumb games like Bocci or Croquet. I'm ridiculously competitive and will do whatever it takes to win.

My Interests


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Music, guitar, skateboarding, snowboarding, stressin' out about stupid shit, sneakers/shoes, video games, lacrosse, tennis, golf, cars, thunderstorms, cartoons, computer shit, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep me in line.
Or my future (ex)wife: Megan Fox

Or a tall girl with dark hair and blue eyes that happens to look like her.

This is amazing:

Music:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I like pretty much everything, but mostly hardcore, indie, emo, jazz, and straight up Rock & Roll. A lot of R&B lately too.

(In no particular order)
All-time top 5:
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 1) The Get Up Kids
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 2) Saves The Day
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 3) Less Than Jake
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 4) Hatebreed
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 5) Madball

Current top 5 mixed:
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 1) Sinking Ships
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 2) Every Time I Die
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 3) The Cure
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 4) The Clash
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 5) Have Heart

Honorable Mention:
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Terror
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Strife
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Death Before Dishonor
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp The Promise
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Shai Hulud
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Jack Johnson
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Jimmy Eat World
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp John Mayer
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Elliott
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Journey
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Boston
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Soulive
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Miles Davis
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Thelonious Monk
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp etc.
The list goes on forever really.

Movies:

STAR WARS
Lord of the Rings series
Harry Potter series
Empire Records
Ice Age, Shrek, etc.
Mel Brooks films
Will Ferell movies
I like a LOT of movies and my collection is pretty extensive.

Television:

The OC!!

& Entourage.

Other than that I don't really watch TV except for stuff on Cartoon Network. Aqua teen, family guy, futurama, sealab, they are all fuckin' hilarious. Also the simpsons. And Invader Zim. (Retarded robots are funny, ok?)

Books:

The Outsiders, Harry Potter, LOTR, etc. Also magazines like Maxim, Cargo, GQ, etc.

Heroes:

Never strive to be like someone else. Be true to yourself.

But if I have to pick someone, I'm saying this guy right here:

My Blog

Conclusions, forcasts, blah blah etc.

So I'm thinking my life needs to be restructured. Yet again. And for real this time. lol. Shits been on a downward spiral for about a year now and it's time to turn things around. And I hate to s...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

Cartoon me got lonely and needed a GF

She's pretty perfect for cartoon me. Dark hair, light eyes, likes star wars, video games, the red sox, and camo. lol.OK, she needed to go tanning a bit...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Ladies, if you fit this, you should talk to me! (stupid opposite sex survey)

How do you like 'em?Hair color/style: Dark hair. medium length. Curly can sometimes be hot. And so can shorter haircuts.Eyes: Dark. But it depends i guess. Glasses? DEF sexyHeight: tall but ...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

That stupid survey that EVERYONE does

Name:Christopher Glenn SlagelBirthdate:02-03-1984Birthplace:Niskayuna NYCurrent Location:Albany NYEye Color:Brown/hazel/red. They change. if you don't believe me, ask JinaHair Color:DarkHeight:5'10"...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

SUCKA FREE SUMMER '06

So classes are done for the semester! Summer will officially begin Saturday @ Tulip Fest w/ Mr. and Mrs. Donlon and other friends. It's gunna be a good one, that's for sure. Other summer plans incl...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:18:00 PST

Really proud of myself for the first time in forever

Got my last Calculus test back today and got a high enough grade to give me an A in the class, so I'm exempt from the final. So happy right now.
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:15:00 PST

Dane fuckin' Cook

So Nick, Jenn, Katie, and I went to Dane Cook's HBO special in Boston last night, and it fuckin' ruled. You should be very jealous.
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST

It seems as if...

All anyone wants to do these days is complain.  Mostly about how shitty certain things in their life are, etc.  But the thing is they complain about the same things week to week.  And I...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST

The Nightlife/Morning Of tour pictures

Pictures!!! ALSO... ADD IT!! The Nightlife's MySpace The Morning Of's MySpace...
Posted by Christopher Glenn on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:45:00 PST