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evan SM@SH!!!

don't worry...everyone loves a panda

About Me

i'm very talented

My Interests

excellent draw-er; coffee; small white things with a line in the middle

I'd like to meet:

my just rewards

Music:

TOOL, opeth, Meshuggah, metal

Movies:

scorsese, cronenberg, del toro, gilliam, burton, rodriguez

Television:

simpsons, heroes, lost

Books:

comics ..

Heroes:

hobbits

My Blog

ThiCK

Theres a firemans coat between the chicken stix, clobbling and waddling downward a hallway.  The walls are crusted ketchup green.  Flaky.  The glue is mustard chips.  The sticks st...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:08:00 PST

sing it a la mary poppins(ish)

I can't believe how much filth's in this world. don't you see don't you see.  How you should go down the stairs. On your knees On your knees. won't you pleeeeeeease.  Look to your fathe...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

Do you remember the floor?

Frito buttons on the tylenol bottle Crinkly and convex - with a perpendicular shadow poppet.  Forget the frays in the underwear seam m'dear.  I know.  I know.  'Tis a tad sweaty.&n...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

The Google

this vitriol stains my new jacket - just purchased - to a yellow copperpotty splotch.  'Twas a fine deal I made at Dillards. I found the location via The Google.  My, was my shoulder sore!&n...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

body bag

stucco and wax in my pajama bottom saggy brushes and a bindle of brine salty fizzy licks of crusties lagging to the racer's burn paper-clipped grocery bag tied two-fold napkin elastic SCRUFFY falter l...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

feebl-ocity

so, never listen to an earache it does get a bit stinky in the belly button maybe because it's not a real hole vestige   SM@SH!!!...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

GooGooKaChoo

the domestication of celebratory towel gatherings: i didn't have enough cotton to weave a thread borne virus.  Criminally attached to mitochondria - the vessel's crimped beneath the vassal's ador...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:13:00 PST

the new deal

To whom it may concern, and it may concern you all:   EVAN Sm@sh is no longer "straight."  Recently, after a long, overdue trip to manhattan, more specifically: Greenwich Villiage, I found m...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:11:00 PST

RISK

sugar cubes are not square.  not even a "true" cube as the silicon hospital beside my kneecap would like to think so.  What?  the fumbled pharoah of gypsy proportions.  Hooded matt...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

fried potatoes

"Glucose valiums for tonight." 'Don't forget the consequences' "But why would those matter, Herb?" 'She never forgets.  The potency.  Or dare I say: LACK THEREOF' "Whoa.  Crossed the li...
Posted by evan SM@SH!!! on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:07:00 PST