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UltraMolly

My cat pees in the toilet.......uh huh true story

About Me

Laughing fills most of my life. Wanting to laugh fills the rest of it. I am amused by normal objects that have been made freakishly oversized...like giant pencils and giant sunglasses. I am intrigued by the idea of having a room made of pillows. My favorite flavor of big league chew is grape. As I have started to learn to box...pink gloves and all I feel it is my duty to tell you that I am a weapon.My Blogs for your enjoyment: http://maxinandchillaxin.blogspot.com and for your shopping pleasure http://shoppingmoll.blogspot.com

My Interests

lipgloss and sarcasm..

I'd like to meet:

People who sing the wrong words to songs with great conviction. People who use the word radical fast and loose. People who just throw away pans that seem impossible to clean. People who recognize the Spork for the highly underrated piece of cutlery that it is. Great back scratchers and talented spooners. Charlie, Mac, Sweet Dee, Dennis and of course Frank.Who I don't want to meet: People who put in fake contacts to look like they have cat eyes or purple eyes, etc.....its not cute. seriously. It scares me.I would also like to meet the people who made the below spoofs of David Blaine. I could die of laughter. Thanks Josh!How can life be anything but amazing with pictures like this?

Bunch of Dummies
I have at least enough friends to start a good game of dodgeball or an interpretive dance troupe

Whoreasaurus Burris Willis

We hate Texarse Come Home Now

Manny-Lover

I LOVE SIX
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MY BFF SAB

Jamie Peaches

Turkey

Racial Cha Cha Vang

How can it be Sorayah when it just feels so wrong

My Chunk

He's Kenny...That Guy!

Tina Tinanana

Stinkers

Jesse move back to California

Crissy Stealer

Joes

Harmony "How Bizarre" .

These Friends belong to me...not you!
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Music:

THE DAN BAND, BEL BIV DEVOE, Sia, ray lamontagne, Marc Broussard jimmy eat world, ben lee, susie suh, miles davis anf coltrane,keane, amos lee, whitesnake, outkast, imogen heap, the roots, Damien Rice, Racheal Yamagata, N.E.R.D., weezer, DMB, John Mayer,Howie Day, JT, fleetwood mac, G-N-R,david gray, hot hot heat, killers, yeah yeah yeahs, the weepies, greg laswell, Schuyler fisk, Patty Griffin, Bill Withers, Dylan, Stones, Clapton, , Counting Crows, Brandi Carlile, Reggie and the Full Effect, My Monster Booty Cd, My monster ballads Cd and My Monsters of Rock CD hahahaha, The Cure,Jason Mraz especially acoustic, Dramarama,this would take too long to list it all... Love music....can't go a day without it.

Movies:

So I married an axe murderer,Goonies,If lucy fell, kicking and screaming (the new one and the old one),office space, welcome to the dollhouse, the ususal suspects, old school, meet the parents, snatch, monty python and the holy grail, mystery science theatre 3000,adventures in babysitting, molly ringwald movies,Crafty Bastards, Condorman(if you know this movie you automatically rule) rushmore, zoolander, best in show, star wars, eddie murphy's delirious,dodgeball,win a date with tad hamilton(for topher grace), swingers, labrinyth, napoleon dynamite, pride and prejudice, wedding crashers.......movies make me happy, I love watching movies....except scary movies because I have too vivid of an imagination and will have nightmares...seriously I slept in my parents bed at 18 years old after watching one. So not cute on me.

Television:

My new favorite...Its always Sunny in Philadelphia, totally in love with Greys Anatomy, THE OFFICE( both US and UK versions),

House, House Hunters...I know I'm a dork, Survivor, Gilmore Girls,Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (love the dubbing) since i want us to have an open and honest relationship i am going to admit I am addicted to bad good TV and no I won't apologize for it. I have a secret love affair with my Tivo.

Books:

the deep thoughts collection from mr jack handey, random human psychology books I find interesting, things that make me laugh like David Sedaris

Heroes:

my poppy and Dane Cook playing monopoly and joe walking the las vegas strip wearing white patent leather pumps

My Blog

Stomp it Out

Can we please talk about how Crissy and I just saw Stomp the Yard .....I am so moving to Atlanta and joining a Stomp group.....I'm just saying........
Posted by UltraMolly on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

Bye Bye Couch, Hello California

So today this cute boy who is a friend of a friend came and got my couch.We are now using Ellis' couch, the person who is taking my room. I guess that means it is official. I will be home in...
Posted by UltraMolly on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

funny haha

Ok so i just wanted to talk about how I am seriously obsessed with the commercials that are for credit card fraud where there are people whose voices are dubbed with the people who stole their credit ...
Posted by UltraMolly on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:19:00 PST

try try again yankees

So tonight I went to a yankees vs red sox game and it hurt my feelings they lost so bad. The yankees lost I think 14-3. That is so sad.......ok but here is something I don't understand....what is with...
Posted by UltraMolly on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

Falling for you........

So tonight we were going out to dinner. On the way out I was putting away my keys and started walking down the stairs. I was at about the third stair down when i tripped somehow and literally tumbled ...
Posted by UltraMolly on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST

Yankees Fever

Today I reserved my 2006 season tickets for the Yankees. I am officially moving to NYC as I have now bought tickets for the Yankees. I am so excited......yeah New York.
Posted by UltraMolly on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:59:00 PST

Held Hostage by Workers

    So today continues another day of workers working on the house I live in. So I am held hostage all day so I can keep an eye on the house. The interesting thing about all of my "male...
Posted by UltraMolly on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:21:00 PST

VIVA BRAZIL.....

I am so excited I am going to Brazil in 3 weeks with Victoria. Today I got my visa picture and my cashiers check from the bank to buy my visa. The nice boy at the bank even waived the standard fe...
Posted by UltraMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST