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leah

sweet son of a bitch...

About Me

perhaps, if i am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man.
I'M NOT A PLAYER, I JUST CRUSH A LOT.

if i could just find a way to turn making mixed cds into a job i'd be set.

My Interests

knitting. sewing. screenprinting. dirty cross stitching. general craftiness. mustaches. photoboothing. spooning. new heartbreaking bands. earthquake weather. date night with the girls. being an aunt. being in love. stanley the giraffe the dog. mustaches. dark rooms and darkrooms. disliking hip hop. hair dye. knowing all the gossip/ not gossiping. hollywood forever. cooking in a clean kitchen. albums:photo and record. fingerprints dates. the ride home from work. kenzy and hannah. sundays. korri thinking i'm the funniest. modern courting rituals. chris issack. other people's family pictures. not being the boss. the smell of fixer. stitch n' bitch. sweet and tender hooligans. hating the general public. coffee: sweet and blond. the mr. clean magic eraser. martha stewart. still having the crushes after all this time. deep thoughts. june gloom. really big headphones. fake girl bands. using actual film.

I'd like to meet:

if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? we might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.



there is a place in hell for me and my friends

the good life is out there somewhere

so stay on my arm, you little charmer

i miss you.

mean mommy, hot mommy

teh CLAW!

sugar and spice ( and everything nice)

big brudder

sailor!

moon shine

chhh. whatever, stalker.
you like me, you really like me.

Music:


I will be your accident if you will be my ambulance
And I will be your screech and crash if you will be my crutch and cast
And I will be your one more time if you will be my one last chance
oh fall for me

Movies:

i can see it perfectly playing like a Factory party home movie on the backs of my eyelids...

Television:

i'm the master pumpkin carver. behold: the swayze-o-lantern.

Books:

i always choose my books by their covers and i've only been wrong once.
by the way, i hated atlas shrugged. stop pretending like you enjoyed it, or that you think ayn rand is a genius. don't act like it isn't the most tedious and long winded thing on this planet. that fucking book hurt my feelings. what are you, seventeen?

Heroes:

duh.

My Blog

this is kind of embarrasing...

does anybody know of a good waxer?
Posted by leah on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:57:00 PST

huzzah!

i have nothing to say, but the moment called for a huzzah! trust me on this. seriously, how come no one subscribes to my blog?
Posted by leah on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:12:00 PST

boy oh boy, do i suck.

i took one of those online "personality tests" and following are the results. i can't believe how bad they came out. it's sort of maddening that there isn't one good trait on here. trait snapshot: ...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh, no, not again!

remember when i wrote about that spider bite on my leg? (if not, read the blog below this.) well i have a new one. i don't want this to get around school, so don't tell anyone, but... it's on my ass. ...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eew, like gag me with a spoon!

warning: if you are eating, or even snacking, don't read this. leave now, unscathed, and come back when you're finished with the doritos. warning .2: if you are interested in having sexual relatio...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEPHROMANCE...

yeah, dummies, i meant it with a "ph". nephros=kidney "leah- what's with the 'nephromance' title, you shithead?" you might ask me. first of all, i resent you calling me a shithead...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking pervs...

so jordan occasionally gets phone calls from some guy who just likes to jerk off while she says "hello? hello? hel... oh, eeewwww!" he doesn't really say anything, just groans and grunts, a little hea...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dear men:

please don't wear sweatpants in public. especially when i'm eating. seriously.
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

isn't finger banging out, yet?

tonight, i went with jordan and tom to maggie's work to hang out. when we were ready to go, we went to the front where maggie was gathering her stuff. just outside the door was this drunk boy with a g...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'd like to thank the academy...

my esteemed roomie and i have written 3 musicals that are going to take hollywood by the balls. the first, "laundry day," is about two star crossed lovers meeting at the laundromat. before this, t...
Posted by leah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST