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Myron

Single: Sleepless in California... wanna play?

About Me


Hey to all you out there! I'm Myron, and I live in beautiful central California, where over 90% of the food the rest of you eat comes from!! ;-) I've been on the net for many years, so a lot of you may see my picture and recognize me. You may even recall my wife... well, she went and abandoned me in Reno (Yes... Reno!! In the middle of nowhere). But I have to tell the truth... I'm glad she is out of my life. After living with someone who's mentally retarded and ill (she thinks that God comes and talks to her) I was really fed up with her. So, now I'm back in CA after having been in NYC (that's hell on asphalt). Thank God for American Airlines!!! LOL Anyway, so here I am back where I belong, working two jobs and going to school.
M Magical
Y Yum
R Refreshing
O Optimistic
N Noisy
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From Go-Quiz.com
Boy!! Noisy?? Can you believe that? Why would they think I'm noisy? Yum I like... and Refreshing, I think that's so true of me. Don't you?
Your Birthdate: September 15
You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things.
You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle.
Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home.
You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak.
Your strength: Your intense optimism
Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents
Your power color: Jade
Your power symbol: Flower
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Myron
Birthday: Sept. 15, 1977 --- Send cash
Birthplace: Los Banos, CA
Current Location: see above
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Hot fat babes
Your Fears: Skinny Bitches
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Sausage, Chicken, Bacon, graound Beef, steak, fajitas, mushrooms, cheese, olives, peppers, extra cheese, bacon, BBQ chicken, and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get an apartment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it's hot today! (July, 20, 2006 high temp. 106 degrees)
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy tight butt
Your Bedtime: whenever my laptop batteries run down
Your Most Missed Memory: ummm... if it's a memory, and it's missing that must mean it's something I forgot, so if I forgot, then I can't remember what it was, right??
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: whatever floats your boat
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Peach Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry Cheesecake by Schwan's
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oreo Blast from Dairy Queen
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: what the fuck?
Do you Sing: see above
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: duh.... anyone who says no is a liar
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: see above again... and divorced...... YAY!!! I'm free..... free at LAST!!! LMAO
Do you belive in yourself: I think, therefore I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: car --- no, plane --- no, boat --- only during stormy weather (only been seasick once in my life)
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah!! I'm sexy
Are you a Health Freak: I am healthy, but ain't no freak
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes... depends on if I get MY way ;-)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not in years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope not in the last month... was two or three months ago
In the past month have you Smoked: didn't I already tell you I DON'T SMOKE!?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uhhh... you mean the meds my doctor has me on for ADD??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, cuz the last date I was on was wit a loser, gold-digger (see Mirta)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no, a box or Oreos cost $4.00!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunatley there are no good sushi places in LB... the last time I had really good sushi was in Vegas... or was it Reno?? Anyway, it's been over a year
In the past month have you been on Stage: uhhhh..... no, never
In the past month have you been Dumped: fuck no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: these are some stupid ass questions
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, I robbed Fort Knox and the Swiss Bank just for the hell of it
Ever been Drunk: not since "senior ditch day" lol
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, of course also by my co-workers (see Roger, Enrique) O.P. (that's Office Pimp)
Ever been Beaten up: I'm a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: ummmmm, when I was 8
How do you want to Die: ummm, never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.... lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany --- Hie Hitler!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any but bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: any but gray or bald
Short or Long Hair: longer than long
Height: taller than me
Weight: super size..... 400, 500 600 lbs and bigger
Best Clothing Style: nude, naked, birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: uhhh... you mean the meds my doctor has me on for ADD??
Number of CDs I own: let me count...... uhhhh, 10!!
Number of Piercings: 000000000000000
Number of Tattoos: see above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,000,000,000

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I love big girls!

What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks!

Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.


You attract Yuppies!
You attract rednecks!
You attract models!
You attract artsy people!
You attract unstable people!
What type of person do you attract?
Quizzes for MySpace

Music:


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Movies:


You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?

Television:


Myron Sanders's Halloween ...

You will dress up as Breast implants, despite earlier plans.
Mark will get you A chocolate covered toad
D will get you That caramel-colored toffee that you hate
Jenny will get you Clearly tampered with candy
Sonia will get you A poorly carved jack-o-lantern
Leah will get you A headache

'What will you get on Halloween?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Books:



Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
20% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
What happened to the missing 5%??

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Heroes:


You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.
You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success! Who Were You In High School?
You Are 92% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Are a Blueberry Margarita
Honestly, there's no one quite like you. And believe it or not, most people think that's a bad thing!
You're open, wild, friendly, wacky, and tons of fun. You have a big personality... and a big heart. What Flavor Margarita Are You?

My Blog

So, you like cheesecake?

For those of you who really love cheesecake, chocolate and peanut butter... here's my recipe for Chocolate Reese's Cheesecake:  Ingredients:3 packs (8oz. each) Philly cream cheese, softened1 cup...
Posted by Myron on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

Who's looking out for the BBWs??

"Hey, you look different than your other pic... are you the same person?" LOL... I work at H&R Block, and part of my job is to make sure someone didn't steal your identity. I dunno who started the...
Posted by Myron on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

Renaissance Faire

WOW!!! This was my first ever visit to a Renaissance Faire, I was blown away. It's amazing to see how many people are there and the costumes are awesome! I've never seen so much clevage before in one ...
Posted by Myron on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

My Birthday

Well, today was it... I turned 29... not as exciting as I thought, I mean I don't feel older... I don't look older. Anyway, it was pretty much a very good day. Things got started off at lunch, my pare...
Posted by Myron on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:56:00 PST