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About Me

I really like nu-metal. Only with the umlaut its better.

My Interests

people-watching, cookie-eating, tall-tale telling, trampoline-tumbling, Bush-bashing

Music:

Tom Waits, XTC, Rasputina, Britney, The Band, Aimee Mann, Supergrass, The Bees, Josh Rouse, Joe Jackson, Iron Maiden, Peter Gabriel, Randy Newman, Aretha, Marvin Gay, the Shins, Milkshake?, Suzanne Vega, Elvis Costello, Flaming Lips, Dire Straits, Steely Dan,

Movies:

Portrait of Abraham Lincoln in Pennies

I used 1,702 pennies to make a portrait of Lincoln. Sorting the coins took about seven hours, and making the image took just under six. May 2005. Big Lebowski, MASH, Muppet Movie, Peewee's Big Adventure, Rushmore, Indiana Jones, Spinal Tap, Conan The Barbarian, Serial Mom, Raising Arizona, Waiting for Guffman, Argoerotica, Hunt for Red October, Christmas Story, Office Space, Some Kind of Monster

Television:

Fear Factor, Magnum PI, Simpsons

Books:

Catch 22, Satanic Verses, Moors Last Sigh, Phantom Tollbooth, Dune, East of Eden, James & the Giant Peach, Lord of the Rings, Terry Pratchett, 100 yrs of solitude, Tim Cahill, Murakami, The Dark Tower

Heroes:

Tom Selleck, George Pepard,

My Blog

The problem with Pornography is just semantics

I mean think of all the modifiers you got going on in that one word. It's just asking for trouble what with the 'Poor' + 'No' + 'graphy.' No wonder the average moral-majority member can't embrace it w...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You are very pretty

No, really...don't do that to yourself. Just look at that shining smile for chrissake. Yes, I know you're all torn up inside, but you can hide that. Remember, the candy shell conceals the goey, incon...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST