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Luke

About Me

-NOW READ THIS- I’m not on Myspace to keep up with the trends of the mindless prepubescent youth that we see crawling up from public education system, eager for the first day of college for no other reason then to take part in drunken unprotected sex. That’s right I’ve already had sex, twice, and when I put those two beautiful moments next to each other I’m left with the best 15 seconds of my life and about 350 pounds of unbridled passion that answers to the name of Domino. Its true I’ve been around the block a few times and that is why I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything in this video you are about to view is 100% true.

My Interests

Movies, Story telling, Midget throwing, and Running with the bulls and from ex-girl friends

I'd like to meet:

Fun, outgoing ladies who look good when naked. Funny, off wall the guys that are so normal looking they make me look better then I really do and whom I will never see naked.

Music:

I like big butts (sir-mix-alot) Girls just wanna have fun (Cindy Lopper) any band that knows how to work the cow bell.

Movies:

Love is a Gentle Whip, Fleshpots of Malibu.

Television:

the shows I watch are Night Rider and the Dukes of Hazard when I'm not jumping my car over small rivers and drinking moonshine

Books:

Satan was a Lesbian, It Ain't Hay, The Liquor Octopus

Heroes:

SPIDER-MAN Dark wing duck and John Holmes