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MARK

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Oh, where do I begin?? I'm big mouthed, I'm the class clown, I've got ants in my pants, I'm the happiest pup in the pound, I'm more fun than a barrell of monkeys, I'll give you the shirt off my back, and I'm a dancer in the dark. Let's just say... JOHNNIE KNOXVILLE MEETS DANE COOK! How's that?? (That is pretty much who I am... and I'm a bit much to take at first, but don't try to fight me, you will end up LOVING me in the end). No one can hate me!! You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

One of my favorite things to do is log on to www.myspace.com and look and see how many friends I have and then I remind myself, that not only am I ADORABLE, WITTY, CHARMING AND INTELLIGENT... I'm POPULAR TOO!!!!Seriously though, right now, my main interest is hearing EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY SONG ever made!! I'm addicted.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a handsome man, who will give me lots of money, treat me like the princess that I am, have sex when ever "I" want and that my mom likes. However, I know that is unrealistic, so I'll just settle for someone that my mom likes!!

Music:

Did I mention that I'm addicted to Country music??? Before country music, there was.... LINDA EDER (if you know who that is, I will love you forever), ANASTACIA, KINA, BLACKEYED PEAS, SCISSOR SISTERS, MADONNA, BETTE MIDLER, and of course, what homos CD collection would be complete without their favorite MUSICALS on CD. My current FAVORITE SONG... is Gia Ferrell's "HIT ME UP". (From the Happy Feet Soundtrack... you will jump out of your chair and dance!... I promise!)If you got some time... check out this old Babs video! It makes me pee myself every time I watch it!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

If you haven't seen SAW, go rent it now! And then rent SAW II and SAW III, BEAUTIFUL LIFE, BRING IT ON, 9 TO 5 ("ATTA GURL"), SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, RED DRAGON, FINDING NEVERLAND, THE NOTEBOOK, STEEL MAGNOLIAS, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, THE WOMEN, VICTIM (old Dirk Bogarde film... awesome), MOMMIE DEAREST, SCREAM 1,2 AND 3, WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, GREEN MILE, HILARY AND JACKIE, GODS AND MONSTERS, ELIZABETH, LITTLE VOICE... to name a few.

Television:

GOLDEN GIRLS ON LIFETIME, LAW & ORDER (any one of them), HEROS, DAYS OF OUR LIVES, SURVIVOR, THE APPRENTICE, REAL WORLD/ ROAD RULES CHALLENGE, CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN, MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, 24, AMERICAN IDOL, BROTHERS & SISTERS... do you really want to know what I watch on TV??? Is this really going to "make me or break me" in your eyes????

Books:

The ONLY book I kept from HIGH SCHOOL was a book called COMING OF AGE IN MISSISSIPPI... I haven't read it since then, but I remember LOVING IT!! Couldn't even give you a GENERAL idea what it's about, but it is collecting dust on my bookshelf! I read plays, and scripts and screenplays, is that enough!?

Heroes:

MY FAMILY! Each and every one of them is special and important to me! Check out my pics... you'll see!