Saab profile picture

Saab

Have you talked to Geoff?

About Me

I am 47 year old Iranian man. I come to America to give the gift of Kabob, and my unwavering trust of mankind. I have long, beautiful hair which unfurling down my neck sparkles, mimics the silvery luminescence of the moon above. I was recently fired from Circle K convenience store for chasing customer with mop. I am here to network with Geoff for possible job as cook, making delectable Kabob.

My Interests

Myspace, Sammy, Knight Library, Geoff, Irani Newspaper, Kabob.

I'd like to meet:

Geoff. and anyone interested in Irani politics, the Farsi language, and of course Kabob.

Music:

AC/DC, Massive Attack, U2

Movies:

Prince of Tides, The Butcher's Wife, Bridget Jones's Diary 1 & 2. The Cook, the Thief, his wife, and her lover, How to Make an American Quilt.

Television:

Cooking Channel. Iron Chef, etc.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, The Perks of being a Wallflower, The Art of Kabob: An Introduction to Irani Cuisine.

Heroes:

Geoff, Sammy, and maybe Jed.

My Blog

I give a few food instructions!

I know many of you say "Saab, why Sammy so fat? He must eat like a horse!" And I say "yes my cooking IS good." So heres somethings for you to make. Tell santa "thank you!"" Goat in a Hat Ingre...
Posted by Saab on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh my god

I came from Iran about 12 years ago. When I come here, I full of bright hopes and wishes. My hands were disease free, ready to mash tasteful meat piles with spice. Piles become rods. Rods emit lig...
Posted by Saab on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reflections on kabob

Did you know I try calling Geoff regarding kabob? I work get hold of him but nAH! So i go to Knight library to find Sammy. Sammy go there to use myspace. He likes to look at picture of girl with a...
Posted by Saab on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST