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Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move.

Bitch, what I say?

About Me

My name is Candace, and I love you... unless I don't. Actually there are many, MANY people I couldn't care less about, but if you're one of them, just go away and you don't have to worry about me. I like to do crazy shit sometimes. If you have a problem with it, then too damn bad. I have one mother and one father. If you are not either of them, I probably won't listen to you unless I just have that much respect for you or I see your point AND agree with it. I don't usually listen to people because I practically raised myself. Since that is the case, I don't deal with immature people because I don't have any kids, and I'm not trying to play mommy for anyone else. I'm actually a nice person if I let you get to know me, but I can and will be a bitch if need be. I like kids, but I don't like anyone over the age of 10 who acts like one--especially if they think they're grown. Don't get me wrong--I don't mind a little silliness, but there's only so much bullshit I can take from people. My personal mascot is Vendetta. Ah yes, I know how to work a pole. Take that for what you will, but I only mean it one way--not that anyone cares. I guess I'll wrap this up now. Who READS profiles anyway? It's all about the pretty pictures right?
It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Humpty Dance

Get your own Sex Name
Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"

Bipolar Disorder
Diagnosis: BiPolar Disorder Sometimes severe mental disorder involving manic episodes that are usually accompanied by episodes of depression. The manic phase of the disorder is characterized by an abnormally elevated or irritable mood, grandiosity, sleeplessness, extravagance, and a tendency toward irrational judgment. During the depressed phase, the person tends to appear lethargic and withdrawn, shows a lack of concentration, and expresses feelings of worthlessness, self-blame, and guilt.

I'd like to meet:

You... in a dark alleyway

The person who dropped the anvil on this bunny

Yeah yeah, poor bunny. If you don't like it, get over it. It's not really being killed by an anvil just like the people in the movies you see aren't really getting shot, stabbed, disemboweled, hanged, poisoned, etc. PETA can suck my left vaginal lip.

Music:

Gröûp X is de shaith.

Movies:

The things you can catch a roomate doing...



Hidden camera video of an Air Force Cadet dancing in his room when he thinks nobody is looking. Dude got some moves tho.

Pornos! lol, nah. Hmmmm... Crooklyn--of course, Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella , Class Act, House Party (all, but especially the orig), Bebe's Kids. What can i say? I'm addicted to nostalgia. Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Virgin Suicides, Serial Mom, Freeway, Satan's Little Helper, Crybaby, Hairspray, Private Parts (1970s, not Howard Stern's movie), Driving Lessons

Television:

I don't watch much TV, but when I do it's Law and Order SVU and CI, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Merv Griffin's Crosswords

Books:

Harry Potter, Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Wedding, Member of the Wedding, We Are All Welcome Here was nice until the crappy ending

Heroes:

Captain Hero b/c he went to my school. Mm-hmm.

My Blog

Just something cute

Meet my tiger-kitty.  Her name is Ms. Rawr.Click to visit my HaikooSM Zoo pet, Ms. Rawr, on Facebook!...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

Come With Me All Ye Lost Souls

Where are we going?  Why, to Hell, of course!The Bastard Fairies just released their video for "We're All Going to Hell," and I'm sharing it with you assholes.Think you're too good for hell? ...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

Just a quick, short WTF?!

WTF is up with the ads on MySpace?!  Shave Mrs. Claus' legs?!  Who the hell even thinks about Mrs. Claus' legs let alone whether they're hairy or not?  Who comes up with these things?&n...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:02:00 PST

Maybe its the Parents Who are Dangerous

    It's time for Christmas shopping, so of course, we have to get the lists from toy watchdogs because parents and relatives are too stupid to decide what's appropriate for the kids i...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

What in the hell?

 Has anyone seen this story? Little Kids Involved in Rape? Or this one? The Hearing This is horrible whether it's true or not. On the one hand, if they did it, what in t...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

Some people should not be trusted with fiction

To begin, let me say a few things:1. If you are a Harry Potter fan, who has yet to finish the series (What's taking you?), you may want to save this for when you're done.2. If you're not a Harry Potte...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

What Did I Say?

So yesterday, I looked at my account balances and almost cried.  They have never been so low.  I thought I was gonna have to go hungry (my meals at school are paid for, but it's kind of inco...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:26:00 PST

And You Are...

Eh, so I was torn between two things that annoy me to write about because... they annoy me, and hopefully someone would read my blog and not commit a faux pas that I've already said gets on my nerves....
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

I will never tell my daughter this bullshit.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netOr maybe I will because I'm sick like that. Funny how this was posted the day after the morning I woke up around 5 am with horrible back pain that was soon accompanie...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

I Love Making Stuff

I'm gonna go poor one day.  (What?  The Sale Whore going poor?)  Yes, I'm going to be poor like the Coupon Queen because I just can't stop buying supplies.  I need wire.  I ne...
Posted by Unfortunately for You, I'm Candace. Now Move. on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST