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Lauren

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About Me

I could kick your ass in a Hula Hoop-off. Watch out!

My Interests

art.

I'd like to meet:

The puppy I won't let Phil name "Assface"! And these dudes... Please.

Music:

music snobbery is so last week.

Movies:

amelie, pulp fiction, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, bridget jones' diary, beetlejuice, the addams family values,

Television:

I miss cable.

Books:

text books.

My Blog

Things That Make My Blood Boil! (UPDATED!)

Back Seat Driving - I know how to drive, I usually know where I am going. If I don't, I won't Hessitate to ask you. I will even be understanding if you do not like my driving and want to drive instead...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

TOOL fans piss me off.

Here are 3 reasons why. 1. For the most part, they all think Maynard is God and will never hessitate to waste your time with their bullshit philosophies to prove it... Honestly, get yourselves a ...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST

Central Station 7-16-07.

.... and here comes George, the drunk pink giraffe! You thought we were kidding!?! Domenica is an awesome photographer... isn't she? Ann and George. She tried to keep him under control. The ...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST

It's Official.

I hate cats more than you will EVER know.
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

To the assholes having loud sex at 3:01 in the morning...

... NEXT TIME PUT A PILLOW OVER HER FACE SO SHE DOESN'T WAKE ME UP.   Thanks.
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

Girls are STUPID!

I seem to be a witness to more and more stupidity lately. Here is one example. I knew this guy who was very open about his infidelity. He was also a liar, but not a very good one. Now any girl with a ...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

The Hospital...

Blows.   Being stuck in the hospital for 5 days blows even harder. I kind of miss the outside world. Before you ask.... no, I am not dying.
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

Omar's Going Away Party... (uncensored)

And here comes Eric... ... to bother me. Lee Ann helped me wrap things up. BEST DRUNK PAINTING DONE IN UNDER 45 MINUTES! Pimp Daddy E. Elena! Elena taking off her clothes. Omar Sweet lovin...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

Lurking isn't Fun Anymore.

Thanks to stupid privacy settings.     Why do I suddenly feel creepy?
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

Your Restaurant Manners Just Might Suck.

Hosts/Hostess are paid to be nice about your assinine demands. 1. When some of you jackasses go out to eat and AGREE to wait over an hour, Don't bitch about it. You agreed to wait, Moron. 2. Eve...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST