Hi hmmm this is my MYSpace profile... I make stupid ass B- movies. If you like cheesy, awful movies with pathetic special effects, and fucking insane over dubbing, then you might like my work. Anyway write me if you have questions, and yummy brains. Bruce Campbell rules!
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ZOMBIE MOVIE!
Critics everywhere agree that Zombie Movie really, really sucks!
"Zombie Movie is guaranteed to lower the bar of B movies forever."
- Jack Waters / Zombie Magazine
"Zombie Movie is to b-movies, what McDonalds is to fine dinning"
- Clemence White / FOX 11 News
"What in the name of all that is holly is that? Where was the plot? That movie sucked my sweaty ass!"
- Jason Langstrom / Oakland CA
"I hate these film makers, I wish they would all die! Why won't they die already?!"
- Teresa Cline / New York Times
"What a complete pile of garbage soaked shit!"
- Tim Russel / Sundance
Zombie Movie is full of stupid scenes...
You'll be seeing Travis Hawkes play the hillbilly from hell, who can't controll his dog SLUT. You'll be seeing Trevor smash plenty of Zombie heads with a baseball bat, and how can you go wrong with that? You'll be seeing Tom from GRIDD make his special Insane Uncle Karoke Nutbar Scientist cameo. You'll see two filthy DMV robbing scumbags, one gets ripped apart, and the other does some kung pow moves and gets away with the loot. You hear some of the worst voice over and over dubbing ever to make it to the big screen. You'll see cheesy lovers have their limbs ripped off in random Zombie fits of rage. You'll be dumber having watched it.
