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Jess Hack

a lost cause

About Me

THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE IF IT DOES TRULY EXIST:

My Interests

beta male
i <3 the 80s
art
beer
cooking
crossword puzzles
dancing
film
my girlfriend and boyfriend
conceptual rock
indie rock
influential rock
jigsaw puzzles
live music
fuck it, music in general
the music business
museums
naturalism
nightlife
panda bears
polyamory
sleeping
smell-good stuff
synths
tattoos
traveling
vegetarianism/veganism
vinyl (records)

I'd like to meet:

The one and only Keith Morrison:

Music:



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Movies:

I’m a movie buff, so this is just a sample of my favorites.

Television:

Family Guy, Golden Girls, Scrubs, The L Word, Weeds, 30 Rock, Quantum Leap!

Books:

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Grapes of Wrath
Catcher in the Rye
Choke
The Bell Jar
The Ethical Slut

Heroes:

The Hazels
Osho
My Mother
Jan Henson
any lady who lives according to her own standards and doesn't base her life around cultural norms (i.e. polyamorous types, girls who make their money and make it right, ladies who are bigger than hate and jealousy)

My Blog

karma....

is a bitch, ain't it? I know when I deserve my karma. It's nice to recognize when other people get theirs. Sometimes we don't have that luxury. Tonight, the comsos blessed me with the opportunity to w...
Posted by Jess Hack on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:00:00 PST

Margaret Cho is my hero.

I've been trying to put into words my feelings for Sarah Palin, and the notorious Cho has done it: "I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying  "He was a good so...
Posted by Jess Hack on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:54:00 PST

i have a question :

what's so fucking hard about being respectable to other people?is it that much of a travesty that some women don't do "what's proper" because "what's proper" SUCKS?I'm very confused right now, as to w...
Posted by Jess Hack on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:42:00 PST

realizations [a decent survey]

1. I've come to realize that my boobs...are mine, and I will do with them what I will.2. I've come to realize that when I talk...i say some of the stupidest things that end up being the funniest, so i...
Posted by Jess Hack on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

Oprah is a fucking beast.

The fundies are freaking out over Oprah’s venture into spirituality. She’s into it full-throttle right now and more power to her - she said her purpose with her show is to help her audienc...
Posted by Jess Hack on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

Nuvos Barfly

Beta Male is all up is this week’s Nuvo in Barfly. WOOHOO! Check it out also:we are doing last minute revamps of our music video, so we need some party people to come out  to help us out. P...
Posted by Jess Hack on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

a fun little game... wanna play? [from Shelby]

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do ...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a kind...
Posted by Jess Hack on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

Everyone wants to be in a music video...

The Beta Male video shoot is Tuesday, February 19th at Talbott Street!We're gonna scare the shit out of the censors. WHERE: Talbott Street, 2145 N. Talbott StreetWHEN: Tuesday, February 19th5pm to at ...
Posted by Jess Hack on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:58:00 PST

Roadway Zen.

i've been having terrible insomnia lately, so my brain is pretty fried. so i thought i was losing my mind when i kept hearing cars honking outside my house. turns out there's a dog in the middle of th...
Posted by Jess Hack on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

match.com ads

these "picture yourself with someone" ads from match.com are really disturbing. as in,ew!!!!and also as in,is that what people in love do? i had forgotten. that is all....
Posted by Jess Hack on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:13:00 PST