2007
It's about time I updated this section. But what to say? What does a complete stranger want to know about me? And why would you want to know anyway? I'll just never get it. I don't get why there are teenagers with half naked pics on their pages. And where are their parents? I don't get why there are so many annoying advertisers? Do they even get 1 hit a day to thier pages? And must they send out spam every 5 minutes? And why are there bald old men in thier 50's, writing me dirty messages? I have a Dad already. Thanks though. Also, why do so many guys take pictures with their shirts off? Do you think it's going to get you chicks? Believe me, the quality women will not fall for that crap. Ohhhh so you have a six pack! Too bad your dumber than a pile of dog shit. Same for the chicks. Have some class ladies. Unless you're in porn, why are there half naked pics of you all over your page? Why don't you just write "Slut who will fuck anything with a dick" on your forehead. And what's with all the crazy ways of spelling words? It's not h8ers, or dat, or dawg. And why the hell are you all adding an "izzle" at the end of every word? Is there no one that speaks proper english any more?
And if you added me as a friend.... why on earth are you bitching to me about my promo's? I have it clearly written that I'm a bartender, and that I promote the places I work at so you all will come out, and visit me. If you respond to one of my bulletins with a rude message like, "Will you quit it with all your bar bulletins! They are so annoying", I'm going to block you. I have no time to deal with stupid people. I use MySpace for what's it's meant for. Exposure. It's the best free promotional tool out there. And if you think I do this for shits and giggles, you're highly misinformed. It's my job. I work for tips, so you better believe I'm going to market myself so I make more money. If you don't like it, don't add me please.
Now I could go on and on, but the reality of it all is that it won't do me any good. I live my life how I see appropriate, and if someone doesn't like it, well sit and spin kiddies. Cause I'm out to impress no one. And the only people I care about what they think of me, is the people I love. And if you want to take the time to get to know me, you'll see I'm a really nice person. I'm honest, straight forward, giving, compassionate, a tad timid, funny, gross, entertaining, stubborn, and I always think I'm right. Well actually, I always am right! I put thought into everything. So don't try and change my mind once it's settled. Cause it won't happen.
So I'm starting up bartendig at Antipasto in Addison. It's all of five minutes from my house. It's a great suburban lounge, with a downtown feel. They have a great, friendly staff, awesome drinks, food to die for, a beautiful layout, kick ass dj's, and as of 1/4/07... they have me as a bartender. I've been at this for over 7 years now people, so it's safe to say I know what I'm doing. I hope that my friends, and any people that want to meet me, make an effort to stop over for a visit. I'll keep you updated with bulletins of when I work, or just write me for more information.
The bar info is.........
Antipasto
517 W Lake St
Addison, Il 60101
http://www.myspace.com/antipasto
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