Mr.Electricocean™ [TAKEN<3]

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Hi My name is John. I'm just like every one of you fuckers who add me on myspace. I work, I eat, I live, I shit and I breath. I'm not scene, emo or what ever you feel like calling me. I like skateboarding, playing video games, and hanging out with friends. I also play bass and keyboard, so if you feel you have really good music talent and you want to start a band then hit me up. I also design websites and images, Hit me up if your looking for a website. I'm not cheap. If you feel that your cool and you want to talk to me. Add me. Most likely I will end up excepting you. I am a open minded guy. If you can't handle my opinion then shut the fuck up. I also have a girlfriend. I'm not looking for a new one either. I'm fine with what I have. I am a very picky person. So your not worth my time.
When sending me a message or a comment..
You will not receive a reply if:

Your default picture is of anything other than yourself. If I wanted to talk to Paris Hilton or anyone in My Chemical Romance, I'd find them myself.

Your Myspace name ends with at the Disco, Massacre, or is Legend.

You type LikE tHiS aNd ThE OnLy tHiNgS in your general interests are cuddling, boys, and Fall Out Boy. Boys, that also applies to you.

You can't use English. If you say things like hey lolz I like ur hair I was wondering if u could whore me well hit me up l8ter k peace or damn dude u fine holla at me. No you illiterate fuck, I will not HOLLER AT YOU.

You call me hot, sexy, ask for more pictures, and/or ask if we can meet anywhere. Stop being a creep.

You FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. Your keyboard has a Caps Lock button for a reason, use it.

You thank me for adding you.

You are a self-proclaimed model. Just because you and your friends like to take pictures of yourselves on a weekly basis in your living room, backyard, bathroom, and garage.. does not mean you are a model.

You assume that by me posting this, it means I think I'm better than everyone else simply because they can't use full words. I happen to be a fan of WORDS so if you can't USE THEM.. don't.

Your in a vanity group. I personally, hate vanity. I will never join one. I don't plan on it either.
I will, however, reply to you if:

You can spell.

You can read.

You can start up a decent conversation.

You are attractive (I have no reason to lie to you).

We share music interests.

I think we can benefit from one another.

You live in the area and seem interesting.

Once again, if you can spell.. its most likely Ill want to talk to you.
There are ERRORS in this profile in hopes some of you will FIND them. Can you?