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About Me

If Ya Bitch Don't Like Me
...Then Tell That Bitch To Fight Me.
I moved to Germany when I was eight months old. I lived on an American Army Post near Nuremberg (called Vilseck, a place almost no one's heard of) Germany for the next 15 years...to be truthful it is about the only place I miss, as I've lived only 5 years of my life total away from Germany...oh well. Anyways, I then moved to a US Airforce Base, called Alconbury, in England, which in my opinion is the definition of hell on Earth, for four years. England is a wart on the nose of humanity. I hated it there more than I hate Dubya being in office. I now live in Boulder, Colorado; I've been here almost a year.
Also, if this profile pisses you off, I must be doing something right.
Oh, and FYI; My 4 pet peeves are: Kindness, Sobriety, Solid Foods, and George W. Bitch.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the Lord! He knows that I live a very humble life, and I'm surrounded by heathens! That mother of mine is nothing but a FISH EYED FOOL, and if she bothers me one more time, I am going to take my new backpack that I carry my Bible in, and beat her brains out with it! I work hard at being a decent Christian, but that old bag is going to lead me straight to hell, cause I will whoop her cottage cheese ass off her property, and straight to my church if she don't shape up! H'oh Glory!
I'd also like to meet that damn Bill Collector who keeps callin' here asking for dates and specific amounts. I done told him already, "You keep on callin' me, your ass is going on the bottom of the stack! By the time I got the kinda' cash you want, I'll buy the whole hospital, then I'll fire your ass, and I won't owe you shit! Now, go to hell, whore!"
I'd also like to meet the idiots who run the traffic lights in this shitty town called Boulder...WHAT THE FUCK??? The little man in the stoplight flashes green for one second, barely enough time to move, before he changes back to red. Mah' mind is made up. If you operate the traffic lights in Boulder, tell me why you let the cars go, and why people have to j-walk just to cross the street?? asshole!
Another fool I'd like to meet is that fatboy Billy Mays, you know what fat bearded-lady-looking fiend who does those dumbass Oxiclean stain-remover commercials... HE'S A WEASEL EYED FISH FACE, AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED FROM DOING THOSE DAMN FRAUDULENT COMMERCIALS!! If I ever do meet fatboy Billy Mays, I'm gonna kick his ass all the way to Tijuana!! That fat fuck.
So, I'd like to meet George W. Bush, so I can punch him and make him cry to his mean ol' mama. George W. Bush is a fucking moron with an IQ of negative 100. If you don't agree with me, fuck you.

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