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Simon

Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand?

About Me

"There was always a view that Harvey was a little over the top," especially in his certainty that he was always right and everyone else was wrong, said a former senior administration official.

Underachiever, liberal, infidel, punk, record hound, bookworm, cineaste, ailurophile, writer, cynic, spazz.

All boys are satirists by instinct, but the satiric impulse survives boyhood in only a few who decline ever to abandon their initial conviction that the world is, though delightful, in essence absurd. -- Paul Fussell

He considered that the happiness which his nobility of soul deserved was slow in coming. -- Flaubert

There is too much beauty upon this earth for a lonely man to bear. -- Richard De Valliennes



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My Interests

Ideas, reason, music, film, record collecting, military history, anti-theism, cats (especially Chitose), duvets, hot sake, BBQ steak marinated in garlic and soy sauce, researching what makes the geek tick, radios appearing, trading mixes, Iraq, PC chocolate fudge crackle ice cream, running, ravioli and red wine.

Stuff I dislike: Winter, veganism, religion, hip hop, mushrooms, eggplant, liver, hippies, bongo drums, rain, influenza, being broke, drum machines, drug culture, riding the bus, being awake before 11 AM

I'd like to meet:

Please don't add me if I don't know you. Unless you're a cat, of course.

No hippies, obviously.

Music:

In general, effective expressions of sadness, violence, heartbreak and wonder. Motorhead, Slayer, Iron Angel, Accept, Cliff-era Metallica, Venom, Black Sabbath, Celtic Frost, Judas Priest, Hellhammer, Grave Digger, Boris, Angel Witch, Metal Church, Exciter, Poison Idea, Discharge, GISM, Anti-Cimex, Bastard, Black Flag, DOA, Life's Blood, Al Green, Ann Peebles, Etta James, Otis Clay, Syl Johnson, Percy Sledge, Otis Redding, Buzzcocks, Real Kids, Clash, Ramones, Saints, Kids, Radio Birdman, Rocket From The Tombs, Undertones, Wire, X, Pagans, Homosexuals, Gang of Four, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, CCR, The Who, Creation, Gram Parsons and the Pipettes. Fast, loud and stupid. Slow, pretty and literate. Nothing with a drum machine.

Movies:

I like movies with scenes in which TV newscasters describe various disasters and disorder around the world as part of the narrative. I also like scenes that are shot in a movie theatre during a movie.

Recent: The Queen, Notes On A Scandal, Letter From Iwo Jima, Pan's Labyrinth, Half Nelson, Volver.

All-time: Seven Samurai, Rear Window, The Seventh Seal, Taxi Driver, Das Boot, Nights of Cabiria, Yojimbo, Onibaba, Naked, All Or Nothing, Talk To Her, Fires on the Plain, Roman Holiday, The Exorcist, Apocalypse Now, Man Without a Past, Night of the Hunter, City of God, Withnail and I, Belle Epoque, Stalingrad, various z-grade horror/monster flicks.

Television:

Right now, I'm totally into Peep Show. The Office (UK, of course-- although the American one really isn't so bad either), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Ali G and Law & Order.

Books:

Military history, music history/criticism, 20th century British fiction, classics. Recently: George Packer, Paul Berman, Richard Dawkins, George Orwell, Jules Verne, Graham Greene, Evelyn Waugh, PG Wodehouse, early Kingsley and Martin Amis, John Keegan, Ian Buruma, Peter Guralnik, Dumas, Richard Meltzer, Albert Camus, Joe Carducci, Michael Herr, Christopher Hitchens, Kazuo Ishiguro. I don't deliberately read male authors exclusively, although it seems to work out that way. Women, please write more books about armoured warfare and heavy metal.

Heroes:

The guy who invented pizza. People who are nice to cats.

My Blog

Dumb quiz.

1. If you had to choose between being a vegetarian for the rest of your life, or eating nothing but meat the rest of your life, what would you do? Be a miserable vegetarian.___________________________...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

Oliver Sacks on The Musical Atheist

Music doesn't represent any tangible, earthly reality. It represents things of the heart, feelings which are beyond description, beyond any experience one has had. The non-representational but indescr...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:44:00 PST

Sure hope George Packer’s wrong on this one.

.. entries --> August 31, 2007 Test Marketing If there were a threat level on the possibility of war with Iran, it might have just gone up to orange. Barnett Rubin, the highly respected Afghan...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

Johann Hari on the War on Drugs

..> The real way to end Britain's gang cultureOne word: legalization (Johan Hari) This is the story of two victims of a war that cannot be won and should not be fought. You have heard of the firs...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:51:00 PST

Not So Fast, Christian Soldiers

by Michael L. Weinstein and Reza Aslan, LA TimesThe Pentagon has a disturbing relationship with private evangelical groups.Maybe what the war in Iraq needs is not more troops but more religion. At lea...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

Shank You Very Much

By Gary Brecher  - [email protected] FRESNO, CA--One of the great things about war is that somewhere or other, almost every style of combat is still going strong. You just have to be willi...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

Fascism in America: Alive and Well, Apparently.

Flag-defiling charge ends in fight, arrests Sheriff's Office denies allegation deputy assaulted couple..Byline--> by Mike McWilliams..Timestamp--> updated July 26, 2007 11:26 am .. language=JavaScri...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Stolen from Amanda

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?Not familiar with this scenario. 2. Do You Own An Ipod?I don't even own a CD player. 3. What Person On Your Top Friends Do You Talk To The Most...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

Total Vindication (George Packer again)

July 16, 2007 Total Vindication    A few weeks ago, the veteran Newsweek reporter Michael Hirsh wrote a series of online diary entries from Iran that convincingly argued for American engag...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:15:00 PST

al-Dilbert


Posted by Simon on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST