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Kelly Ray

No Woman, No Cry

About Me

I'm am currently living in Iowa City attempting for any kind of degree at a college level. I spend too much money on memories ill never remember. Sipping on a shot of Sambuca always clears your sinuses. And I can never take a serious picture.
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on having a good time.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times!.
Sometimes you might blabber on. Either way the party isn't the same without youMySpace Layouts at TweakYourPage.com

My Interests

Anything with a good taste. Something that isn't very serious. Porno scenes scribbled on napkins.

I'd like to meet:

I finally met John Hansen. And my god our future nephew is going to be so fucked up.

Music:

Im not skeptical, but when it comes down to Hard-rock, or big country, I can always manage to find something better.

Movies:

Vision Quest.
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 86%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film. Are You a Movie Buff?

Television:

Weeds. World Series of Pop Culture. Simpsons. Daily Show. Discovery Channel. Scrubs

Books:

Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers. They will save your life one day.

Heroes:

Jeremiah John Burke

My Blog

Multi-taskiwhhaa?

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?One too many times maybeWhat's something you MUST do before you die?Hold a smoke-a-thon on Earth DayAre you single? Do you want to be?Yes I am, I ...
Posted by Kelly Ray on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

I'm 66% Iowan

[x] You were born in Iowa[x] Youre proud that youre not from one of those square states[x] You know all the words to the Iowa Fight Song[x] You remember your first trip to a Hawkeye Football Game[x]Yo...
Posted by Kelly Ray on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

He ain't gonna email you!

Name:KellyBirthdate:3-26-1988Birthplace:Cedar RapidsCurrent Location:Iowa CityEye Color:BrownHair Color:BlackHeight:5'10''Weight:165Piercings:NoTatoos:NopeBoy friend/Girlfriend:NossirOverused Phraze:Wa...
Posted by Kelly Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST