guns, knives, g.i. joes, battle beasts, movies, tv, music, writing, making movies, laughing at peoples misfortunes... it just goes on like this..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
I'd like to meet:
meatwad! i'd also like to meet whichever television program director that thought it would be a good idea to fire all the writers and just videotape fucking assholes being fucking assholes just to save a few bucks. i'd like to stab them in the jaw a good thirty something times with an AIDS infected needle... leave reality to the poor fucks that have to live it instead of plastering it all over our tv screens, the one place you used to be able to turn to escape reality. and in the same category, i'd like to meet all those big shot movie producers that are so lazy to look for original creative talent they put out sequel upon sequel of movies that should never have been made in the first place... it personally offends me and i'd love to watch them all die choking on their own blood and vomit, and maybe a little piss if the mood is right. but hey, maybe the world could use a sequel to bringing down the house. and since i'm on the subject of shit that sucks more then accidentally sitting on your own balls... fuck religion. touchy subject? well it touches me too... it touches my bowels. from hard core christianity to scientology... i think you're all reading the wrong books. i've got a religion for you, it's called magic: the gathering. and any self respecting human living locally in good ol' camden county that's ever undergone a movie going experience at lowes cineplex in cherry hill should be with me when i say fuck all those camden trash wastes of life... i'm not racist, but those loud, obnoxious, undisciplined pieces of shit are wiping their ass's with everything african americans have ever accomplished with their lives. they should all be humilliated in public in the most graphically violent way possible... the way being, walmart. keep that ignorance comin' dawgs. i'd like to meet every hot, conceded, spoiled little slut on the planet, out there whorin' it up to get what they want. let's call their bluff and have them all raped in the middle of the street by over a thousand fat ass disgusting white trash lazy fucks from audubon park and make a reality show about it. fuck them and fuck the media for making the kids think that it's ok... kids having kids can't raise kids, the outcome... a society of ignorant fucking pricks that all think they could be the next 50 cent or paris hilton... so i say with all my heart... fuck the kids. no condoms.
-tribute to the world-
R.I.P.
the world (whenever - 1995)
Music:
bsom, otha ish: solar, terrowrist, bradluck nofx, janis joplin, sick of it all, bouncing souls, brooklyn funk essentials, sepultura, slayer, murphy's law, suicidal tendencies, non phixion, immortal technique, raised fist, one life crew, sublime, creedence clearwater revival, sod, tenacious d, no redeeming social value, led zeppelin, indecision, souls of mischief, bob dylan, choking victim, leftover crack, one king down, one life crew, pitboss 2000, the doors, candiria, operation ivy, decendents, minor threat, the rezillos, badluck 13, bob marley, mr. bungle, against all authority, motley crue, rancid, rage against the machine, talking heads, link 80, testament, blood for blood, anthrax, rolling stones, naughty by nature, matisyahu, lars frediriksen and the bastards, ill bill, necro, back drop bomb for proving to me that even with incomprehensive lyrics a band can still rock my socks off.. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
btl films / mindless films. fight club, pulp fiction, kill bill, children of men, the departed, gangs of new york, the beach, idiocracy, bottle rocket, rushmore, made, back to the future 1,2,and 3 ... anything by quentin tarentino, robert rodriguez, eli roth, or wes andersonturkish star wars montageturkish ramboturkish e.t.turkish supermanturkish batman and robinturkish star warsturkish star wars 2 trailer
Television:
shoot your tv in the face... unless it's your only one... if thats the case watch south park, family guy, simpsons, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab 2021, the brak show, the boondocks, space ghost, 12 oz mouse, and even squidbillies sometimes, or maybe some my name is earl, mr. show, entourage, curb your enthusiasm, or seinfeld of course, and how about the office, whether your european or american, it's just as good. and whatever happened to saturday morning cartoons? i'm talking the saturday morning cartoons of the 80's (and maybe the first four years of the 90's)... not that underage soap opera bullshit and shitty japanese animated dribble thats brainwashing the kids today... where's all the looney toons, and the duck tales, garfield and friends, and chip n' dales rescue rangers. what about teenage mutant ninja turtles, g.i. joe, transformers, he-man, and the thundercats. what ever happened to the snorks, smurfs, popples, and care bears. heathcliff, jem, and yes even tale spin... that should bring you back... back to a time before reality tv... back when washed up celebrities were drug addicts, rather then having their own tv shows... back when a child could fake being sick from school and have the greatest day of his life watching hours and hours of legendary shit like alf, mr. belvedere, saved by the bell, roseanne, mama's family, charles in charge, sanford and son, and happy days. silver spoons and the wonder years. and the three stooges... remember them? ... they sucked... man did i love them... every last 6 of them. who could forget about what's happening, who's the boss, and the jeffersons. The a-team and knight rider. am i the only one that still remember's parker luis can't loose?! what the fuck?! ..... long live small wonder!
superjail - bunny love.. width="425" height="350" ..the state - pants
Books:
fear and loathing in las vegas. american psycho, far side books, calvin and hobbes, and anything frozen in a block of ice
Heroes:
che guevara, timmothy leary, hunter s thompson, trey parker, tony jaa, and meatwadchurch of sub genius
