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AbsoluteJim

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING JOINING ABSOLUTEJIM,YOU MIGHT NEED TO READ THE FOLLOWING:HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE ACCORDING TO ABSOLUTEJIM.YOU WILL NOTICE THAT 99% OF MY FRIENDS ARE WOMEN WITH EITHER ABSOLUTE BEAUTY,EXCEPTIONAL INTELLIGENCE, OR THE COMBINATION OF THE TWO. THAT'S THE REASON THEY ARE FRIENDS OF ABSOLUTEJIM. 93% OF ALL MEN ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN,AND I HAVE WORKED HARD TO BE IN THE OTHER 7% OF MEN. I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE TO HAVE HAD BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS BOTH FRIENDS AND LOVERS ALL MY LIFE. I LEARNED MANY YEARS AGO THAT WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL OF GOD'S CREATIONS, AND AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE, I CHOOSE TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF WOMEN VIA MYSPACE. BECAUSE BEAUTY HAS NO AGE BOUNDRIES, I HAVE FRIENDS IN ABSOLUTEJIM FROM 15 YRS OLD TO 60 YRS OLD. I HAVE ADULT FILM STARS TO SCHOOL GIRLS,BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE A SICK ASSED PERVERT!!! IF YOU RECIEVE A FRIEND'S REQUEST FROM ME, BE YOU 15 YRS OLD OR A LESBIAN WITH ALL THAT "NO DICKS ACCEPTED" OR "MEN SUCK" SHIT ON THEIR PROFILES, REMEMBER IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL YOU ARE 1 IN A MILLION, AND WORTHY OF BEING A FRIEND OF ABSOLUTEJIM.MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST.THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE. I DON'T USUALLY ACCEPT FRIENDS REQUESTS BECAUSE YOU DON'T JOIN ABSOLUTEJIM,YOU ARE ASKED TO BE A FRIEND OF ABSOLUTEJIM. I'VE ALSO DECIDED TO EXTEND A SPECIAL INVITATION TO THE BEAUTY,INTELLIGENCE,AND TALENT OF THE DARKSIDE. MANY OF THE ONES WHO WEAR BLACK AND ENJOY THE ART OF ROPE BONDAGE,SPANKING THAT ASS,AND SUBMISSION ARE WELL DESERVING OF CONSIDERATION.I DO DRAW THE LINE AT INSEST AND FARM ANIMAL ADVENTURES.I AM,HOWEVER,CONSIDERING THOSE FROM GALAXIES FAR,FAR AWAY!!!!!!! AT THE END OF THE DAY,THE MAN WITH FRIENDS WILL NOT DIE ALONE. AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!!!!!!!


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} ABSOLUTEJIM IS AN ARIES, AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!! APRIL=GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

My Interests

SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT,MOTHER EARTH,AND OUR ANIMAL BROTHERS,IMPEACHING GEORGE W. BUSH,ADULT FILM STARLETTS, WRITING "IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JIM.."

I'd like to meet:

Al Gore, GOD, Art Bell, And you.

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Music:

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Movies:

THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH,BATTLESTAR GLACTICA AND ANY GOOD SPACE SHOOT UM UP MOVIE.ALL "GOOD" XXX MOVIES ESPECIALLY STARRING ANY OF MY FRIENDS.NONE OF THOSE BLOODY 'CUT YOU TO PIECES' MOVIES AND NO FREDIE KRUGER CRAP,ALTHOUGH I WILL ACCEPT ALL 'PINHEAD' MOVIES.CLASSIC COMEDY LIKE 'ARSNIC AND OLD LACE'AND 'DOCTOR STRANGELOVE'. ANY CLASSIC WESTERN OR WAR MOVIE BUT YOU CAN KEEP ALL MUSICALS LIKE OKLAHOMA. KEVIN COSNER MOVIES ARE AN AUTOMATIC. IN-DOOR MOVIE THEATERS WITH STICKY FLOORS AND SCREAMING KIDS ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW AND SOYLENT GREEN.ANY GOOD SCIENCE FICTION.

Television:

WATCHING THOSE COLOR TEST LINES WHEN THE STATIONS GO OFF THE AIR, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, THE NAKED NEWS, CONCERTS ON PUBLIC TELEVISION, C.S.I.MIAMI, THE W.W.E. & THE N.F.L.

Books:

ALICE IN WONDERLAND AND THE WORLD TRADE CENTER DISASTER, ... AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE, THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK, THE DICTIONARY, UNITED STATES HISTORY

Heroes:

OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS, THE MEN AND WOMEN SERVING IN THE MILITARY, FIREMEN, MY GOOD FRIEND JOHN PATENCIO, MY MOTHER, STEP-FATHER, AND MY OLDER BROTHER(MAY THEY ALL REST IN PEACE), MY LITTLE BROTHER JOE

My Blog

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TREES AND GLOBAL WARMING: SUMMARY

..N THE WORLD ACCORD..NG TO J..M....,.  " TREES AND GLOBAL WARM..NG: SUMMARY",.  WE HAVE DETERM..NED THAT CARBON D..OX..DE BASED GREEN HOUSE GASES ARE THE MA..N CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARM..NG. STU...
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Trees and Global Warming Article #4

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Trees and Global Warming Article #3

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Trees and Global Warming Article #2

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Trees and Global Warming Article .1

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Posted by AbsoluteJim on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Pray for America

additional prayer request Body: While you are in the prayer mode, a prayer needs to go out to every citizen of the United States, because our country is a...
Posted by AbsoluteJim on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

Make a New Year's Resolution for better air!

It's pretty clear that the Bush Administration doesn't care that our air qualityis the most unheathful in the entire United States! (Environmental Protection Agency)In fact, in 2007, the Bush Administ...
Posted by AbsoluteJim on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST