So, I am totally a guy who likes mad Ladies and stuff. There is this one lady, Hando, that Im kinda seeing, she don't own me or nuttin'. Sure everytime she be like, "Ryan get the fuck off the counter" or "Ryan pull your thumb out of that light socket", Im like "Shiiiiiit, what eva' I put all sorts of the hoopty in the light socket, word."
Needless to say she then beats me to near an inch of my life and then oddly tells me, "Its ok, Ill nurse you back to health Martha." Creepy yet soothing...
I also just found pop rocks again, they are sweet. I like to think that when Im eating a packet, im attacking the German city of "Plaquetown" (with the two dots over the O to denote the germanness that I cant type...) with bombs of Mother Fucking Justice!! They are all like, "Oh Ryan, dont be killing us, we dont like the evil Gingervitis Lord." So I then hit myself in the mouth to shut them up by drowning them with my own blood. Take that!
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