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Jake/Jack/John

Where are my Pants!?

About Me

Born, eating, puberty, more eating, **CENSORED** behavior, fell in love, college, california, law school, MARRIED, eating again, burning man, flight to the east, NYC, Baby, dreams about whales, still perplexed by liquid, belief that our number system should be based on Pi, Heartfelt admiration for political ruthlessness, eating, Fear of being rolled up in a rug, Unpleasant acknowledgment of mortality, almost unstoppable desire to steal something really obvious, Sacrilege, feeling clever when I notice the moon.

My Interests

baloney, really cheap beer, threatening to build a boat, fathering, creative swearing, giant snail hunting, pushups, snide remarks

I'd like to meet:

someone who will buy me drinks.. someone who will make me belly laugh, Borat.

Music:

lovely,variety-spice-life, I think I-pods will be our downfall as a society.. too many soundtracks.. someone will do Kung-Fu on my Tai Chi.

Movies:

daily. take me away!

Television:

toxic. Drivel pump. I cannot resist and thus my evenings all dissapear and all I have to show for it is "everybody loves Raymond".. not very nice.

Books:

weekly. History, sci-Fi.. enhance my smartitude-

Heroes:

batman, robin (to a lesser degree), Jack Sparrow, **SECRET** heroes, persons who save the planet