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Avi

Won't you wear my... Victory Trousers?

About Me

MagicPants.net

My Interests

I have a special friend, and he is the baby jesus. And I love him... uh... and he don't give me not shit, and he don't fuck around, and he's just the fucking coolest guy.... and I just... I wanna say that I love the baby Jesus, I can't say it enough... Anyway, I love the baby Jesus and I think he's the best... thing... and its really great when he shares his love because he's got enough love for everybody, you know what I mean?Yeah... he's... like, I can't even see a manger without thinking about him. Yeah, I just... I love him, I love the Jesus. I've only been into him for a couple hours but I'm REALLY into him.

I'd like to meet:

When I was younger, much younger, I played soccer in the AYSO soccer league. I think I was like 6. I had a big head back then. Freakishly big, although it was probably just my massive fro-like hair. I had more of a sweet tooth then, because I was a young child, and had many child-like attributes. I did not like olives or mushrooms. I'm not sure I like olives yet, but I do like mushrooms. Oh shit... what was the question again? Oh yeah.... I'd like to meet someone who does not use capers in the food they make.

Music:

Little Lipstick and the Four, Fantastic Jack and the Cum-on-Boyz, Manny Ramirez's Family Band, Quentin "The Big Rabbit in the Sky" Marnergardenbauch

Movies:

Hook

Television:

HBO's Inside Film: The Making of Hook

Books:

Peter Pan has a Mid-Life Crisis: An Academic Study of Robin Williams in Hook

Heroes:

Robert Jackson, author of mad-cap adventure Quasi-States: Sovereignty, International Relations, and the Third World

My Blog

I have no appreciation or respect for the arts!!!

Actually I do.  But only a little.  *small emoticon*
Posted by Avi on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST

oh i think im racist

I saw a white person today and I didn't know who he was.  He scared me.  Get out of my town whitey!   There's only room in this fishing village for one of us.
Posted by Avi on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST

OH my god blog!

I don't like myspace very much. I have a real blog.blog.magicpants.netThe difference between this blog and that one, is that my boss doesn't know about this one. And he doesn't secretly read it sinc...
Posted by Avi on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST