Zachary

I'm Mr. Foul Mouth who swears like nobody's business, smokes and drinks hard liquor(Chivas on the rocks, n Jack Daniels r my favs)! "Loser", "lamer" and "jinx" are the words to describe me. I talk dirty, and I'm crude & disgusting. In addition, I'm fugly (fucking ugly), dumb, retard and stupid to the max (IQ: -infinity)...so beware of me, coz me iz a walking recipe for nightmare + disaster, and I'll make your life miserable n a living hell, coz i'm fucked in the head...muahahaha. I'm here to stay, and if you don't want me in your life, you've got 2 options: move out or ring out, that's it end-of-file (EOF). ;P And one last thing...I like adventures, eg. having sex in a car crash...hehehe...