Movies, music, photography, the great outdoors, random art projects, traveling (especially tourist traps), things that are so ugly that they are cool, cooking, eating, and all that jazz.
Nobody in particular.
Beck. The Reverend Horton Heat. Exotica. Whatever happens to be playing on the radio. Oh yeah, and the Big Heavy Metal Warrior/AK47 is pretty awesome (www.bighmw.com).
Soylent Green, Monty Python movies, Terminator II, Lifetime Movies (because it is television for women), The Big Lebowski
Law and Order: Criminal Intent (because I am in love with Vincent D'Onofrio), Law and Order: SVU (because I'm in love with Mariska Hargitay), Dog the Bounty Hunter (because I'm in love with Leland), Project Runway (just because...although I have a just a little bit of a mini-crush on Jeffrey), Cops
My parental units and my grandparental units. My in-laws.