My interests and hobbies are sticking up for retarded friends in local nightclubs, ***THOUGHT I'D DELETE THIS ONE***, insulting fuck-dweeb internet nerds, starting on gig security nob heads, telling people that I'm Cornish and not English, refusing to pay a pound to cross the bridge to England, climbing on top of pound stretcher, eating cheese sandwiches, telling cardif university students that they are too socially inept to attend our party, arranging multibal call backs from insurance companies for my friends, ***AND THIS ONE***, texting friends girlfriends on valentines day just for heat, performing wrestling moves on my younger sisters, and making a 12 year old girl make money on online poker for me,
People from Cornwall especialy Penzance
NOBODY from Northumberland especialy Bedlington (only messin... actually I'm not!)
Someone who can explain how on september 11th 2001, 65 people made phone calls to loved ones while their plane was hi-jacked, when you can't use a modern phone in 2006 above 1800 feet
Website & graphic designer
PWBites
Santa
Trigeminal Neuralgia sufferers and their families (don't wanna come across as some kind of Jesus to you, but I realy can help)
Pole Foam
MILF's
Mixed martial artists from the south west
The millions of Goosermaniac (just don't add The Gooser please)
More MILF's
Anyone going to Mania from this part of the country
A couple more MILF's
Darcy, Fletcher, Black Davis, Border, Adams, & anyone else who knew me between 1st April 2001 and 14th september 2003 (there's not exactly a friendsreunited website for people like us)
Anyone who aranges a poker night in the south west of Cornwall as I'm bored of whooping the same people every Thursday
Helen
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 93%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58%
Antisocial ||||| 23%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 22% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
Never let your nine year old sister on your myspace account... see the sent message:
Oasis, Pendulem, Johnny Cash, Kate Nash, Coldplay, Primal Scream, Dusty Springfeild, Green Day, Snow Patrol, Frank Sinatra, Prodigy, Korn, Meatloaf (yes, I did just write Meatloaf), REM, Nirvana, The Animals, Some random black rappers (no disrespect to the "brothers" out there),
I don't get a chance to see as many movies as I used to but I the most recent ones I saw that I thought were ok were... The Casino... Goodfellas... The Core... love the rocky movies... True Romance... Pulp Fiction (even though I think Samuel Jackson should have shot that mo-fo at the end)... Requiem for a Dream... Back to the Future... 28 Days Later... ok bored of writing this now and nobody reads this shit, not even the die hard Goosermaniacs.
Judge Judy, then i switch over to ITV + 1 and watch the same episodes again! Not really... well sometimes. Did you know that the people in attendance are paid actors, and the big "brother" bayliff security dude is an actor too. And contary to what the deep voice-over guy says at the begining, her ruleings aren't final, not legaly anyway. The Gooser found that highly intresting! Oh yes, it's all on her Judge Judy wikipedia page . It's a must-read for all you lame asses.
Books are for gays... just like you! a
Papa Leon (I use your little bits of advise to this day) Chris Benoit (To the randoms that message me calling me a cunt for putting Benoit here: FUCK YOU!) Alex Jones (knowledge will really be power one day) Judge Judy Dog The Bounty Hunter