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Ladies are you intrested in a guy With low self esteem dry wit, and no experience... i'll leave you on your way then
[Marital Status] Virgin
[Shoe size] 11 or 12
[Parents still together] Fuck no
[Siblings] no one of pure or noble blood no
[Pets] a retarded dog
FAVORITES
[Color] Dark Blue
[Number] 73
[Animal] Beaver
[Drinks] Anything your supplying
[Soda] Coke
[Book] the Assholes guide to picking up chicks and the assholes guide to handling chicks
[Flower] 2 eggs and some choclatte powder, add some milk and stir for 15-20 mins
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] fuck no
[Twirl your hair?] a bit
[Have tattoos?] no but theres some freckles on my arm that make up orions belt
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] fuck yeah
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/ only if the previous is done
[Like roller coasters?] dunno, never been
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] YES
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] it's more of a habit
[Write in cursive or print?] Print all the way
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] ...i know how to insult drivers
[Own a cell phone?] ya
[Ever get off the damn computer?] no
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] yes
[Considered being a hooker?] sounds promising
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] no
[Been in lust?] yes many a time
[Used someone] not charismatic enough to
[Been used?] for odd jobs yeah
[Been cheated on?] gotta be in a relationship first fuck hole
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yeah
[Stolen anything?] nah
[Held a gun] no
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] boxers
[Current mood] distastefully depressed
[Current taste] orange juice and tooth paste
[What you currently smell like] would you beleive me if i said springtime fresh?
[Current hair] Lego man
[Current thing I ought to be doing] meeting women
[Current cd in stereo] Physichal graffiti- Led zepplin
[Last book you read] assholes guide to handling chicks
[Last movie you saw] Borat
[Last thing you ate] advent calender chocolates
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Gimp
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] hope so
Remember your first love?] Yep
[Still love him/her?] not sure
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] relatives yeah, not friends
[Believe in miracles?] i beleive in fate thats close enough, what the fuck dont get picky
[Do well in school?] one word "Autism" only some will understand that one
[Wear hats] not any more
[Hate yourself?] indeed
[Have an obsession?] Dvds
[Collect anything?] same as above
[Have a best friend?] darn tootin
[Close friends?] yeah
[Like your handwriting?] not at all but it pisses off the man and thats fine by me
[Care about looks] you get to my level you dont give a shit anymore
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Lucy Urqhuart
[First kiss] Kat Day...didn't end well
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] unfortunatley yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i guess
[Are you a tease?] not to my knowledge
[Too shy to make the first move?] fuck yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] very
[Bitch/Asshole] im working on it
[sarcastic] yea
[Angel] fuck off
[Devil] hell yeah
[Shy] fuckin' oath
[Talkative] not if i dont know you, then still no
CONTRACT SYPHILIS! - or - GET PAID FOR SEX, YOUR UNCLE CANT BE WRONG!
Are you willing to sell your soul for a bar scrolling message? Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 84% Magneto 82% Apocalypse 77% Venom 75% Dark Phoenix 73% Dr. Doom 71% Juggernaut 67% Green Goblin 67% Mr. Freeze 64% Riddler 64% Two-Face 63% Lex Luthor 61% Kingpin 48% Mystique 47% Shaft...Damn right! 41% Smeagol 84% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand. you have amazingly sculptered genitals, and a subliminal style of humour. you'll most likely die alone clutching a small wax sculpture of yourself, way to go you depressive fucktard.
Click here to take a trip down memory lane, you'' remember such tales as Grandma Jeffrey and the chastity belt that just wouldnt sit right, and cousin gregs undying love for the family pig