Erin profile picture

Erin

I'm old now. And really boring.

About Me

I have a little Razor Scooter. Soon? Broken teeth, probably.

My Interests

Just video games and writing the MTA hate mail.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really.

Music:

Only death metal.

Movies:

Hobbits, dragons, cartoon-mans, hitmen, car chases, sexy-times, lulz, no crying ladies need apply.

Television:

Only cartoons for adults.

Books:

Only Apollo Justice: ACE ATTORNEY. I like my readen gaems.

Heroes:

Sweatshirts.

My Blog

Zoom on my Scoot!

I have a little scooter.If I like it, I'm going to get a big expensive scooter.SCOOT SCOOT!(This was found via a Photobucket search for "scooter." It's apt.)...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

Everything Falls Apart

Sometimes it seems like everything falls apart. But then it turns out that it actually falls apart and falls back together again as something totally different. Different and amazing and new and aweso...
Posted by Erin on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:42:00 PST

How I Buy A Beautiful Dress

There are many things I look for when purchasing a beautiful gown. Most of them are the price tag. If I can find a price tag at all, I know I'm in good shape. Dresses that I can't afford don't have pr...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

I’m Like a Bicycle

You know, because I'm very tired.Get it?!I've got way too much to do, and nowhere near the energy/motivation to do it, so, obviously, my only option is to wait until the very last second, then break m...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:19:00 PST

I Never Do Surverys, So Here’s A Survery.

1. whats your name spelt backwards?Nire.2. What did you do last night? Talk.3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Picture.4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? Yes.5. Last time you ...
Posted by Erin on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.

Oh, hey.So, I'm getting divorced and moving to New York again.What's new with you?
Posted by Erin on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:17:00 PST

WOOLY GOOD THINGS

So, I got a big Hefty bag stuffed full of 2 raw sheepie fleece from my sister's organic-100% grass-fed-hippie sheep farm.I washed the hell out of about 2 lbs of it (which is less fun than a poke in th...
Posted by Erin on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

I lived!

I lived, and can easily have kiddos, starting in 3 months.Plus? Hooray for post-op fentanyl!Now I'm going to revel in my persistant fertility, watch the first season of the new Doctor Who, take a few ...
Posted by Erin on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

The Sea-Ward

Today I have to go talk to an oncologist. Oncologists are cancer doctors. I have to talk to him about my cervix, and the pre-cancer that is lurking in that thing. If I don't get my way, I have t...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

A Scanner Lightly

So, my new Dell All-in-One printer/fax/scanner/copier/espresso machine/MRI/ATM just came today. We had another one that came with our new asshole computer, but, guess what? It was broken, so they had ...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:34:00 PST